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Quotes added on Friday, August 19 2011

  1. madhatter6698 madhatter6698
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:10am UTC
    If she still has her virginity
    shes too young for you bro

  2. XxTaliaaaxX XxTaliaaaxX
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:10am UTC
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    I'm guilty of raping the refresh button on August 18th, 2011.
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  3. LoveSickCrackheaad LoveSickCrackheaad
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:10am UTC
    I didn't survive the witty crash
    of august 18-19,2011.

  4. Shmorgy2431 Shmorgy2431
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:11am UTC
    I Checked for Witty To Be Up
    Every Hour......

  5. SmileattheEarth SmileattheEarth
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:11am UTC
    When I found out witty wasn't working I shrugged it off, then I waited ten minutes ♥

  6. LittleMissBroadway LittleMissBroadway
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:11am UTC
    Little Miss Broadway
    Chapter 2
    Part 1
    ~~Lily Hart, 7 (Annie in Annie)~~
    I sat in a huge dressing room, my knees shaking. My mom sat next to me, her thick fire-red hair in an artful bun. I shivered. Gosh! It was so cold in the dressing room! Mom’s eyes lifted up from her magazine and she smiled at me. I gave a watery smile back. Maybe my parents were right. I was too young for shows! I shouldn’t have begged as much for just one audition for my seventh birthday present. I sighed took a deep breath. This wasn’t even an audition for a show anymore, it was television! I was so nervous.
    “Lily Hart?” I looked up. A thin blonde woman was waiting by the hallway that led to the interview room. My mother squeezed my hand. I stood up, legs shaking, and followed the lady down the hall.
    I stepped into the interview room, my thick, strawberry-blonde hair straightened and my wide green eyes lined in charcoal-colored eyeliner and shadowed in lavender. I placed a bright smile on my face as I plopped into the plush maroon couch. The camera was focused on me, and the light below it was blinking. The reporter smiled at me.
    “Hi there to all the viewers on TLC! I’m here with Lily Hart, who plays Annie in the Broadway production of Annie in New York City! The first episode is all about auditions. Tell us about your audition, Lily. Take us through your ordeal.”
    I smiled and began slowly, my voice a slight lisp, pretending I knew what the word ordeal meant. “Well, when I was six, I wanted to be a star really, really bad! But mom and dad said I had to finish school first. That made me sad, but then on my seventh birthday, they gave me a surprise! I was allowed to audition for Annie! It was my first audition and I was really scared, but we flew from our home in Hawaii all the way to New York City and auditioned. I was really scared, but I pretended I wasn’t. The next week, I got a letter that said I made it passed the first cuts! So then I auditioned again, and I got the part two weeks later. Now I’m homeschooled, and sometimes I miss my friends at school, but when I’m too old to be Annie anymore, I get to go home. I visit a lot, too.”
    The reporter nodded and smiled at my eagerness. He asked more questions about my auditions, and then turned off the camera. “That’s all for today, Miss Lily.”
    “Okay. Thanks!” I replied brightly, and skipped out of the room, skirting around a girl with thick dark curls in a neat bun on top of her head and stepping up to my mom, who was waiting in the hallway. Wow, she looked so much older than me! I wondered how old the other girl in the show was.
    Peeking out into the dressing room, I saw a girl with perfect brown waves a too much makeup standing up, her mother fretting around her. Ugh. She reminded me of a pageant mom. That girl too, looked so much older than me! I tried not to worry as my mom led me out of the studio and to our rental car.
    Like it? comment/follow/fav. Chapter 3 will be up soon, as long as we get followers and comments and stuff, to know someone's reading it (:. Any questions/ideas? email me: <littlemissbroadwaystory@gmail.com>
    THANK YOU! ♥

  7. kaylala513 kaylala513
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:11am UTC
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    Faithless is she who quits
    when the road darkens.

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  8. ambreyisag ambreyisag
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:11am UTC
    i thought i'd have more notifications when i got back on,
    guess not.

  9. gwenythadele gwenythadele
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:11am UTC
    &&
    I'll be the prettiest
    trainwreck
    he's ever seen.

  10. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:11am UTC
    I WANT TO BE
    T h e l a s t g i r l w h o e v e r r e a l i z e s
    h o w a m a z i n g y o u a r e ♥

  11. livvxyourxlifeee livvxyourxlifeee
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:11am UTC
    So I'm doing a survey
    What do you like better when witty is down?
    Fave for the kitties
    Comment for the green face

  12. eecbabexoxo eecbabexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:11am UTC
    All witty girls are gorgeous and they just don't know it. Honestly girls you are all so amazing and if i could meet each of you individually just to convince you how beautiful you are, i would.

  13. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:12am UTC
    Only god knows where I’d be
    if you ever stopped loving me.

  14. _OneWay_ _OneWay_
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:12am UTC
    We'd laugh at all the
    douche-bag guys chasing
    down their desperate wives.

  15. live_laugh_love_life live_laugh_love_life
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:12am UTC
    We don't need 50 thousand
    quotes about how you
    'survived the Witty crash of August 17 2011.'
    We get it.
    Everyone else survived without witty
    You're not special or anything.
    Get over it

  16. kristiXmorrison kristiXmorrison
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:12am UTC
    no,
    I didn't survive the "witty crash".

  17. Alliebarbie18 Alliebarbie18
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:13am UTC
    Wiitys down more then a prostitute <3

  18. AmyEricaa527 AmyEricaa527
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:13am UTC
    Are you sexually active?
    No I just lay there.
    -Disappointed girlfriend.

  19. _live_love_lax_ _live_love_lax_
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:13am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you have a really great idea for a quote,
    »»»but witty
    is down. ♥
    n m f / n m q

  20. rawr_fishy rawr_fishy
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:13am UTC
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    Who else thinks The Legacy from New Boyz
    has one of the sexiest voices ever?

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