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Quotes added on Sunday, July 24 2011

  1. ZombiesVodkaa ZombiesVodkaa
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:13am UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    -ZombiesVodkaa

  2. xnixcolex18 xnixcolex18
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Who remembers...
    T h o s e t o o t h b r u s h e s
    that pLaYeD a sOnG when we used them?

  3. ily54 ily54
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Life is a song, and Love is the lyrics.

    ♫♪♫♪

  4. still_around still_around
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:13am UTC
    i never knew it would be our last kiss..

  5. nat02349 nat02349
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:13am UTC
    I know that I had sworn I'd never trust anyone again but I didn't have to
    You had me at hello

  6. xoxokailey xoxokailey
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:13am UTC
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    loving my summer so far... being able to stay up to 4 and sleep in til whatever time i want (but usually til mom comes in and goes time to wake up!!!!)

  7. mannequin mannequin
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:14am UTC
    of course it's happening inside your head, harry, but why on earth should that mean that it's not real?

  8. peanutbutterx3jelly peanutbutterx3jelly
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:14am UTC
    People say nothing is impossible,
    but I do nothing every day.

  9. LoveJess LoveJess
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:14am UTC
    And so we had to tell our friends words of encouragement my friend wrote this to me
    You should know that you are the most understanding and un-bitchy girl I have ever met. moon beans fly through the sky in you. enjoy life star and always know that you are better and awesomer than stardust \
    true story if you want a friend like that then its me haha sorry that sounds like im bragging but yeah im actually not... if may not make sense to you but it made my day

  10. LegallyBlonde24 LegallyBlonde24
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:14am UTC
    "Well aren't you a fluffy marshmallow kitty!"
    ~Jenna Marbles
    nmf

  11. xxStephxx xxStephxx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:14am UTC
    ============================================
    I know I said my heart beats for you. I was lying girl, it beats for two.
    Because I got your love and I got these vices
    Take back every word I've said, ever said to you.
    ===========================================

  12. Alliebabyyy123 Alliebabyyy123
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:14am UTC
    you never leave my mind..
    even when i have a
    hundred things to worry
    about ;*
    I.LOVE.YOU<3

  13. manderz5398 manderz5398
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:14am UTC
    can i have a witty bestfriend??
    please?

  14. Never_Give_Up_x3 Never_Give_Up_x3
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:14am UTC
    I hate when
    I don't talk to someone I usually talk to 24/7 and my mom thinks we're fighting.

  15. Music_is_life_729 Music_is_life_729
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Don't you find it ironic...
    When you fold a heart in half...
    It creates a teardrop....
    <//3

  16. baena13 baena13
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:14am UTC
    can anybody please help me make my quotes pretty & make the background colorful ? kay, thanks! J

  17. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:14am UTC
    'Battery Low'
    Oh , k, just let me go get
    the charg- or you can just
    shut off yourself. Great.

  18. ileikyourfaceanna ileikyourfaceanna
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Okay, does he have your number?
    1-800-beyotch

  19. xoxamiraxox xoxamiraxox
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Whats spongebob with out patrick
    Whats minne with out mickey
    Whats pooh with out honey
    Whats me without you</3

  20. WittyAcademy WittyAcademy
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:16am UTC
    Witty Academy♥
    This is an all girl academy on witty. There can only be 15 elite witty girls in this academy. Once we get our 10 witty girls we will be having challenges and be voting a girl out every day until there is only one girl left. She, will be WITTY GIRL. The "Witty girl" Will have a quote made about her everyday for a month, a whole witty profile all about them, and one more surprise thing. Good luck girlies!
    How to apply:
    Comment below and tell the head girls at "Witty Academy" your:
    Name
    Age
    And why you want to be in Witty Academy.
    I will let you know if you got in.
    GO GO GO!!! :)

:)

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