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Quotes added on Sunday, June 5 2011

  1. jellybean4747 jellybean4747
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:11am UTC
    no. you don't get it. i'm hilarious.

  2. AngelGurl96 AngelGurl96 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Never Say Never.

  3. burnsybabe97 burnsybabe97
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:11am UTC
    I used to think love wasn't worth fighting for..then i saw you, and i was ready for war. <3

  4. arianaaaaax13 arianaaaaax13
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:11am UTC
    When I was a little kid I wish the first word I said
    quote,
    so that the last word I say before I die is
    unquote.

  5. xoxolipglossxoxo xoxolipglossxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Blonde Joke #9
    Question: What did the blonde do when she missed the 66 bus?
    Answer: She took but 33 twice
    Fav if you get it...
    I am blond and I here these all day everyday
    Follow me(:

  6. thatgirlemmak thatgirlemmak
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:12am UTC
    And..
    you can't fight the tears that ain't coming...

  7. OrangeCatX1016 OrangeCatX1016
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:12am UTC
    We think falling asleep with a guy is cute,
    our parents think that it is like a deadly sin
    -_-

  8. Emmanem Emmanem
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Having one ponytail holder on your wrist
    Then cleaning your room
    And ending up with >>>like 8<<<

  9. itsgonnabeeokay itsgonnabeeokay
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:12am UTC
    formspring secret #4
    i love him. but im only 11. ppl say love dosnt exist this young..but i can imagine the rest of my life with him. but my bgf asked him if he likd me&hee said no :( ive been in lvoe with him since i was in 2nd grade. 4 yrs. bt he'll never lvoe me. im ugly,fat, and annoying but i can't get over him PLEASE HELP.
    My response:
    Well we're all young and yeah we do" love" someone at this age its just a different type of love!Don't say that about your self! please your beautiful! why do you think that about yourself? And just keep trying for him make a move flirt, talk with him you could always get him to like you. You can't sit back, take action! At least you'll be trying(:

  10. Piyoko Piyoko
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Goodbye my only Friend...
    Oh, did you think I meant you?
    That would be funny,
    if it weren't so sad...

  11. nathali93 nathali93
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:12am UTC
    boys : ??????
    girls : !!!!!!!!!
    boys...........D:

  12. smilelifegoeson smilelifegoeson
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    you're back <3
    now stay this time.

  13. NewTrends NewTrends
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    ●♥
    Ran into my ex...
    ●♥
    Put it in reverse and hit him again!
    ●♥

  14. MyNameIsDucky88 MyNameIsDucky88
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Greyson Chance or Justin Bieber?
    Fave for Greyson,
    Comment for Justin.
    :)

  15. Presentashinsz Presentashinsz
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    go to the search bar above, type in solid backgrounds. Then you have a a lot of pages filled with codes and themes for your stardoll presentation! More websites and information coming up soon!
    - Presentashinsz

  16. caughtinthe_chains caughtinthe_chains
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    they say that true love hurts,
    well this could almost kill me,
    [ . . . y o u n g l o v e m u r d e r . . . ]
    that is what this must be
    nmf

  17. Ciara0420 Ciara0420
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    God answers in 3 ways:
    he says yes & gives you what you want,
    he says no & gives you something better,
    or he says wait & gives u the best.

    nmq
    nmqnm

  18. babygotbackk babygotbackk
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Caught up in this moment,
    Caught up in your smile.

  19. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:14am UTC
    my social studies teacher makes everything
    seem so awkward.
    in class we started our project on ancient
    rome. someone asked about burning
    the edges on it to make it look older. he said "sure. but if you don't want to do that, you can take a wet tea-bag and gently run it over the
    paper, so it turns yellowish-brownish and then
    it will dry up, get all crinkled and stay brown forever."
    .....

  20. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:14am UTC
    there's a place off ocean avenue
    where I used to sit and talk with you
    we were both sixteen and it felt so right;
    sleepin' all day, stayin' up all night. ♥

:)

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