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Quotes added on Saturday, January 22 2011

  1. sunsetxsilhouette sunsetxsilhouette
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:04am UTC
    witty girls;
    please always remember you are beautiful.
    stop crying over guys who were too dumb to see that,
    because one day you will find the guy who thinks you are beautiful no matter what.
    it might take years, but "good things take time".
    just remember these words the next time you feel lonely, or heartbroken.

  2. xxshorty10xx xxshorty10xx
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:04am UTC
    KIDS SHOULD GET PAID
    [@100@]
    FOR WORKING IN SCHOOL!
    F
    WE WORK OUR BUTTS OFF!
    ()()

  3. Kianabear333 Kianabear333
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:04am UTC
    My friends can be so embarrassing...
    Me: "I don't wanna go upstairs and change my tampon, I feel weird cause your step dad is up there in the kitchen right outside the bathroom."
    Him: "Oh you're fine it's not like he'll know."
    *I walk upstairs to the bathroom*
    *he runs to the bottom of the stairs and screams...*
    "SHES CHANGING HER TAMPON!!!!!!!!!"
    (And to embarrass me even more, when I got out his step dad said "everything go in okay?" while his 4 year old sister screamed "WHAT'S A TAMPON!!??" Over and over again....)

  4. thatfallingstar thatfallingstar
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:05am UTC
    Dear Twilight,
    I'm sorry, what was the name
    of your theme park again?
    S i n c e r e l y ,
    Harry Potter

  5. spongemonkey1442 spongemonkey1442
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:06am UTC
    fave if you'll be single on valentines day
    ↑too sexy
    for anyone.

  6. karategirl20111 karategirl20111
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:06am UTC
    Fading…
    Fading…
    Fading…

  7. fashiongurrly fashiongurrly
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:07am UTC
    The hardest thing in life
    is simply letting go of
    what you thought was real

  8. thatfallingstar thatfallingstar
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Dear Girls,
    There are plenty of fish in the sea...
    LOL JK they all died.
    S i n c e r e l y ,
    BP

  9. Priya10 Priya10
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Should of...
    Could of...
    Would of...
    Don't ever think like that...
    The past is behind us, focus on what is ahead....

  10. kiss_today_goodbye kiss_today_goodbye
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:08am UTC
    Hey you. Yeah you.
    The idiot who just
    broke up with
    t h e b e s t t h i n g
    that ever happened to you. You're an example of how humanity has
    failed us.

  11. TamerIsLamex3 TamerIsLamex3
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:08am UTC
    Black Ops & Girls...
    Both played by immature boys.
    sorry if its already on here (:

  12. thatfallingstar thatfallingstar
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:08am UTC
    Dear Facebook,
    One day they'll abondon you too.
    S i n c e r e l y ,
    Myspace

  13. manu_flooger manu_flooger
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:08am UTC
    Manuuuuuu..........

  14. KayFactor028 KayFactor028
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:08am UTC
    witty quotes are kind of like boys. if you don't keep looking, you might miss out on something truly great. <3

  15. taylorchristinee taylorchristinee
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:09am UTC
    i love you.
    but then again I hate you.
    You make me laugh so hard.
    You make me cry so hard.
    You talk to me all day.
    You ignore me all night.
    You hug me when I see you.
    You won't kiss me when I see you.
    You stole my heart.
    You broke my heart.
    Why do I still want more?

  16. bebegiirlxx bebegiirlxx
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:09am UTC
    i never got over it, i just got used to it.
    just when you've had enough, life gives you more.
    just when you think it's rained enough, it starts to pour.

  17. eatmyshorts eatmyshorts
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:09am UTC
    I THINK YOU'RE
    wicked
    AWESOME
    ;)

  18. badfriendsandseceretsruineverything1317 badfriendsandseceretsruineverything1317
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:10am UTC
    Okay. So, I'm watching TV.
    Thinking about what quote I should write.
    Ugh. Hmmmmmmmmmm. I do not know. Poop.
    Should I talk about her? My feelings? My friends?
    Wait I'm writing one right now. WOW. CRAZY STUFF. LIFE IS AWESOME!

  19. xCRAZYx xCRAZYx
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:10am UTC
    I wish I was Peter Pan
    So That I'd Never Have To Grow Up
    format by fashiongurrly

  20. thatfallingstar thatfallingstar
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:10am UTC
    Dear Taylor Swift,
    If this is of any interest to you, Romeo and
    Juliet both killed themselves in the end.
    S i n c e r e l y ,
    Shakespeare

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