Hello all!
Big-V here, just letting y'all know I am having a pool party.
I've been feeling my followers have not quite been as passionate as they used to about the cause, so instead of killing you all I have decided to throw a Pool Party so show I am still the hip young swagger you started to call your leader.
There will be a barbecue so bring some dragon fillets or something to share.
It will be a fun romp and we will have lots of party games like Avada Kedavra the Muggle and Pass the Horcrux.
All are invited (except muggles, halfbloods, mudbloods, blood traitors, aurors or anyone with the word Potter in their name).