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Quotes added on Friday, July 2 2010

  1. ToniiRAWR13 ToniiRAWR13
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:00am UTC
    How awkward would it be if someone just died in surgery, and the surgeon's cell phone rang? I imagine it would go something like this :
    ~Serious face~ "Well, there's nothing else we can do...time of death--"
    *Ring ring! Ring ring!*
    "Oh, hey, hold on...one sec" ~Blush~
    ~Take out phone~
    "Hello? Oh, mom...I told you not to call me during surgery..." ~Put up finger and walk outside~
    *A few minutes later...*
    ~Walk back in~ "Yeah, yeah...mumblemumbleloveyoutoomumble..KAY BYE!"
    "Okay, so where were we?"
    *Awkward looks from around the room*

  2. darth_fader darth_fader
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:00am UTC
    light purple background
    for
    annafow97
    if it's not the right color lemme knowww<3(:
    to get this code, click the get code button
    down on the bottom of thiss.
    then click source
    in the beginning of the code it should say
    <div style="text-align: center; background-color: #7a5dc7">
    just copy that
    then go to add quote
    click source
    and paste it there :]
    click source again so it goes back to normal
    then start typinggggg:)
    ***request somethhing!***

  3. whenwillyounoticeme123 whenwillyounoticeme123
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:01am UTC
    party hard
    rock and roll
    were the class you cant controll
    the guys are super fine
    and the ladies sure do shine
    alot of times we fight
    but at the end theres a light
    we work together as a team
    this is the class of
    2017 ////// ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  4. wishingonstarssz wishingonstarssz
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:01am UTC
    I'm sitting in the backseat of a cop car,
    here's your one last phone call,
    I should've called my mom, but instead I called
    you.

  5. yayy4tay yayy4tay
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:01am UTC
    Every time you smile,
    it takes my breath away♥//

  6. whenwillyounoticeme123 whenwillyounoticeme123
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:02am UTC
    it bothers me that nothing rhymes with "basketball" ..

  7. itsmagsxx2 itsmagsxx2
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:02am UTC
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusment park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Had detention.
    Skipped school.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

  8. myheartmyworldxo myheartmyworldxo
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:05am UTC
    I wanted tell you All
    my S e c r e t s,
    but you became one I.n.s.t.e.a.d

  9. tward957 tward957
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:09am UTC
    FoReVeR yOuNg
    i want to be
    FoReVeR yOuNg
    do you really want to live forever
    forever and ever

  10. itsmagsxx2 itsmagsxx2
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:09am UTC
    im sorry i dont take
    hxoxuxrxs
    trying to come up with a quote

  11. yayy4tay yayy4tay
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:10am UTC
    It Does'nt Matter
    //What kind of quote it is//
    i automatically file it under love♥

  12. drakeloverx3 drakeloverx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:10am UTC
    So I just got heartbroken, right this second.
    & I can't stop crying.
    :'(

  13. wishingonstarssz wishingonstarssz
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:11am UTC
    Misquitos Do Us All A Favor ;
    Go Die

  14. Bellatrixy101* Bellatrixy101*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:11am UTC
    Why did you do this to ME T.M.?! I did NOTHING to you. All I did was love you.

  15. tward957 tward957
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:12am UTC
    draw a line& live above it

  16. krae_xoxo krae_xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:12am UTC
    [damn boii] you must be trippin', i don't love you, i'm just big pimpin'.

  17. emmylove4 emmylove4
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:13am UTC
    so go and tell you friends im obssesiv & crazy
    thats fine
    ill tell mine that your gay<3

  18. JackieAnn JackieAnn
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:13am UTC
    Every tear falls down for a reason . . .
    *JackieAnn .<3


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. krae_xoxo krae_xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 12:14am UTC
    so forget what you heard, and form your own opinion of me.

:)

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