Quotes added on Saturday, September 19 2009

Shrub_xx
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September 19, 2009 3:19am UTC

Today, I was getting my homecoming dress fitted & was being squeezed in around a bridal party. When the seamstress handed me the material she had cut off the hem my friend & I immediately made ninja turtle headbands. The bride politely informed us we would need [(eye holes.)] Her fiance is a lucky man.
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Shrub_xx
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September 19, 2009 3:20am UTC

Today after reading a MLIA about a purse that said G-unit on it I decided to look it up on Urban dictionary because I myself did not know what G unit meant. Third definition down was, "Super hardcore ghetto slang for [("Gee, you knit?")] Forget anything about rapping THIS is the definition I now choose to believe.
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Shrub_xx
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September 19, 2009 3:22am UTC

Today, my dad brougt home these things called "Funky Flames." You throw them into a fire and it turns colors. I quickly grabbed the green colored ones, threw them in, stood by the fire and yelled,
[("Diagon Alley!")]
I then proceeded to imagine I was Harry Potter on my way to Gringotts.
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Shrub_xx
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September 19, 2009 3:26am UTC

Today, I was at Costco with my dad shopping for groceries. I was in the mood for Naked brand orange juice, so I turned to my dad and said, very loudly and casually,
[("Daddy, can we get Naked?")]
I have never heard Costco shoppers fall silent so quickly.
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Shrub_xx
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September 19, 2009 3:32am UTC

Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string.
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Shrub_xx
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September 19, 2009 3:34am UTC

Last night, I was really hot in bed, so I took one leg out of the covers. Then I got scared because it was too dark and my leg felt [(unprotected)] from somthing hiding under my bed. So I put it back under the blankets.
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Shrub_xx
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September 19, 2009 3:35am UTC

Today I though of the perfect comeback for an argument I had three days ago.
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Shrub_xx
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September 19, 2009 3:36am UTC

Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved.
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rawrxmeaghan
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 3:36am UTC

I HATE;
remembering something vital you
need to do when you're already
curled up in bed for the night.

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Shrub_xx
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September 19, 2009 3:43am UTC

Today, I was watching Dora the Explorer. At the end of the episode, she asked what was our favorite part. I said 'The part when your boobs fell off'. Dora replied with "Yeah, I liked that too! They jiggled and jiggled and jiggled!". I laughed for about an hour
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Shrub_xx
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 3:48am UTC

Web Images Maps News Shopping Gmail More
Google
Jonas Brothers
[ Google Search ] [ I'm Feeling Lucky ]
Did you mean: Gay teenage boys who think they`re all that ?
tehe :)
sorry Jonas Brothers are so gay.
no offence.
rate dont hate. :)

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xXILikeItSoxX
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September 19, 2009 4:09am UTC

1 Year Ago I Did Not Know You
1 Month Ago We Were Friends
1 Day Ago We Talked
Today You Break My Heart

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xXILikeItSoxX
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 4:21am UTC

Guys Make Us Laugh
Guys Make Us Smile
Guys Make Us Fall In Love
Guys Make Us Beautiful
But Guys That Make Our Heart Heal Is The Guy I'm Looking For :D

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donttalkx3
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 4:24am UTC

When you say you
Love
me, do you say it too
Keep
me or is it really the
Truth?

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LittleeOneexo
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September 19, 2009 6:19am UTC

S O R R Y
So what happens when sorry just doesn’t cut it anymore? When sorry can’t take away the pain that you caused, can’t heal the scars on her arms, can’t mend her broken heart? She won’t ever get back the times she sat on her bed crying her eyes out over you, wishing you would just walk up to her and kiss her, tell her that it was a misunderstanding, tell her you love her. But you couldn’t do that. You wouldn’t risk making yourself look ‘uncool’. But that girl loves you more than any other girl ever could. So in the end it’s your loss. But she wears her heart in her sleeve so it seems to her that it was all her fault. She cries about you every night while you’re off partying, or out with your friends. She cries about you when she sees you with that girl. That girl that was once her best friend. You didn’t only break a heart but you ruined a friendship. A bond so tight, that only true pain could come between it. And you took it all away from her. Now she’s left with nothing. You have her. You have your friends.
→Y O U W I N ←

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hcoofsocalifxo
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September 19, 2009 6:37am UTC

I DARE YOU TO PEE IN THE STINK .. OKAY I WILL .. HOLY SHITT YOUR ACTUALLEY DOING IT HELL YHAA
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. LETS GO RUN OUT SIDE IN THE COLD AT 6:30 AM OKAY LETS GO OO YAAAA

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xXxbarbiexXx
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 7:01am UTC

We Were Never Meant To Be baby
We Just Happened.♥

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rawr_andiLOVEyou
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September 19, 2009 7:10am UTC

Today, I was cleaning out stuff from my past and stumbled upon a paper from first grade. A question on it was, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I wrote, "A marshmallow." I'm glad I set my standards high.
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bAmbAm
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September 19, 2009 7:18am UTC

ALEX ♥ DYLAN
9-19-09

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