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Quotes added on Wednesday, May 27 2009

  1. LucozadeFreak LucozadeFreak
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:06am UTC
    I've had it with this school, Skinner.
    Low test scores,
    class after class of ugly,
    ugly children..
    Superintendent Chalmers
    (simpsons)

  2. LucozadeFreak LucozadeFreak
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:09am UTC
    Kids, kids. I'm not going to die.
    That only happens to bad people.
    homer (simpsons)

  3. LucozadeFreak LucozadeFreak
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:11am UTC
    Comic Book Guy: Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!
    the simpsons.

  4. LucozadeFreak LucozadeFreak
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:14am UTC
    I hope I didn't brain my damage.
    homer simpson.

  5. Rainbow33 Rainbow33
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:14am UTC
    WHAT ALL KISSES MEAN
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.
    Repost this as "what every kiss means"

  6. totally_girly_121 totally_girly_121
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:21am UTC
    no, if you were perfect,
    you would follow your heart,
    and thats what your dong,
    so your perfect

  7. poofpoof891 poofpoof891
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:29am UTC
    If Cowboys are Cowboys...
    how come they ride horses
    Not Cows?

  8. jandizzler10 jandizzler10
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:31am UTC
    When some guys say "suck it"
    I say...
    "Sorry, but I choke on small things"
    credit to wittygirl2014

  9. OhSnapitsMarissx55x OhSnapitsMarissx55x
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:31am UTC
    i love him
    he is my true love my forever
    i know he was made for me
    and i was made for him
    we are two halfs of one whole
    this is real love
    hope u like
    <333

  10. candycaneyxx candycaneyxx
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:34am UTC
    If you love something, let it go.
    If it comes back to you, its yours forever
    If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be.
    credits to whoever(:

  11. LucozadeFreak LucozadeFreak
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:40am UTC
    ♥..you let me believe that i could have
    stood a chance with you, got my hopes up for something that i would never
    had been able to pul through,
    but the worse thing is i ended up in love with you <3..♥

  12. ilovemusicx33 ilovemusicx33
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:44am UTC
    there's something in your smile
    that makes me think you weren't
    ready to let me go either.
    add if you like?!
    comment please[:

  13. LucozadeFreak LucozadeFreak
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:47am UTC
    ♥ a diva is a female version of a hustla ♥
    ♥ beyonce ♥

  14. OhSnapitsMarissx55x OhSnapitsMarissx55x
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:51am UTC
    &+I'm not afriad anymore
    im gonna fall in
    love &--->>
    im gonna make the best of it
    no matter what happens later
    Y

  15. ilovemusicx33 ilovemusicx33
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:53am UTC
    you've always found a way to
    cheer me up even when i'm as down
    as can be. you replace my tears with
    laughs and smiles. you have no
    idea what that means to me.
    add if you like?!
    comment please[:

  16. sweet425 sweet425
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:54am UTC
    have you ever had
    one of [[those]] days?
    The days where you do nothing right? <----------
    You try your hardest to fight back the t.e.a.r.s.
    -------->> but you end up crying all night?
    Yeah, me too
    That was when I lost you

  17. Erin_Loves_Him Erin_Loves_Him
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:58am UTC
    He is my happieness.
    but now he's f.a.d.i.n.g a.w.a.y. .
    Leaving me left behind,
    Leaving me broken,
    Breaking me up like the little grain of sand on the beach.
    Griping my heart with all his might and then letting it go so fast and hard.
    Leaving scars behind.
    The scratches bleeding and not going away.
    The deep cuts from the grip of his hands.
    Now left there to scar.
    To leave memories of the problems we fought for our relationship.
    To leave the thoughts we have for each other,
    The feelings deep inside of him and me.
    All the fun we had together.
    The nights we spent awake 'til 4:00a.m. texting and talking,
    The smiles that pasted as we held hands,
    And looked into each others blue eyes.
    Now all thats left are these feelings with nowhere to go,
    The pain that is never going to go away.
    All because he f.a.d.e.d a.w.a.y. . .

  18. Madison_paige Madison_paige
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:58am UTC
    Quit saying you love me.
    For once.. just show it.
    Credit to ilovemusicx33

  19. Madison_paige Madison_paige
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:59am UTC
    don't worry.
    when i am famous,
    I will remember everyone
    who didn't give me a chance.
    Credit to ilovemusicx33

  20. Boosha347 Boosha347
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2009 9:59am UTC
    Summer '09;P
    Gonna Be The Best
    Partially to erin_loves_him
    for the fade part!

:)

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