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Quotes added on Saturday, May 23 2009

  1. xx_LoveYou_xx xx_LoveYou_xx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 3:24am UTC
    At Least Every Time a Guy Breaks Our Hearts,
    we get stronger, we learn a lesson, && we make witty a little better

  2. xx_LoveYou_xx xx_LoveYou_xx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 3:53am UTC
    my favorite word starts with f and
    ends with uck, can you guess it?
    Firetruck (=
    My second favorite word starts with P
    and ends with orn, can you guess it?
    Pop Corn (=

  3. simplelovexx simplelovexx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 4:41am UTC
    ---> the r a i n might cover up my t e a r s <---
    but my b e s t f r i e n d s will dry them up

  4. nicolleANDedward nicolleANDedward
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 4:50am UTC
    I found him and I lost him...

  5. cookie11rox cookie11rox
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:13am UTC
    Just A Smalltown [Girl]
    livin in a {[{lonely}]} ---->world.
    took the midnight train going anywhere
    Just A City --->Boy
    Born and raised in ---> South Detroit
    took the midnight train goin anywhere

  6. BethanBUMMx BethanBUMMx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:23am UTC
    I walked up to him, daisy in hand, all the petals on the floor, and said;;
    'The flower says you lied.'
    And he raised one eyebrow, smiled and said;;
    'Babe, you're gonna trust a silly little flower over me?'

  7. ohilyboy96 ohilyboy96
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:32am UTC
    If my house was on fire,,
    Livi would be pointing at it and saying "oooh bright colors!!"
    Caroline would be roasting marshmellows then getting sugar high
    Ryan would be laughing cuz he would be the one who started it
    Emma would be the one playing basketball in my driveway
    Zoe would trip and fall in hoping one of the hot firefighters would rescue her
    Kaelyn would be like "dont worry erin, i got your clothes and gift cards"
    Taylor would be yelling "save the catt"
    Sam would want to touch the fire, just to see what it feels like
    Cliff would be singing burnin up cuz he would think he was funny
    Allyiah would be calling her mom instead of 911 (by mistakeee)
    Joey would be trying to outsing cliff with shake itt
    Christian would be attempting to put the fire out with his hands
    Rachaeeel would be riding the firetruck
    Me, well i would be like screw the houseee, i need my headbandss!
    All the girls would be hitting on the hot firefighterss
    <3 haa my friendsss most important peopplee in my lifeee

  8. luvulizzy895 luvulizzy895
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:37am UTC
    && Boy Its obvious she's there,
    glancing at you, and you claim you can't see her?
    -- >Well Mr.Hard-to-get,I'm gonna go get my {duck tape} and we'll see if you can see that girl <--
    All mine---> plz dont steal

  9. xX_MUSIC_Xx xX_MUSIC_Xx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:45am UTC
    I am me.
    inspiration
    for personality
    be yourself
    like no one else
    be free
    of the
    discrimination
    do not let
    anyone
    put you down
    for being
    you

  10. xX_MUSIC_Xx xX_MUSIC_Xx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:48am UTC
    what you want and what you
    deserve
    are two completely different things.

  11. xX_MUSIC_Xx xX_MUSIC_Xx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:49am UTC
    A peach is a peach
    A plumb is a plumb
    A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue
    So open your mouth
    And close your eyes
    And give your tongue some excersize!

  12. xX_MUSIC_Xx xX_MUSIC_Xx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:51am UTC
    she burst through the front door
    with headphones in her ears
    m u s i c b l a r i n g
    heart screaming
    head thinking
    and let the cold air hit her
    and for the first time
    all the shattered pieces
    disappeared

  13. softballxoxo504 softballxoxo504
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:53am UTC
    How much are you worth??
    Natural Hair Color:
    Brown-$100 ***
    Blonde-$50
    Black - $15
    Bald - $5
    Other-$75
    Total: $100
    Eye Color:
    Brown - $50***
    Green - $75
    Blue $150
    Hazel $100
    Other-$15
    Total so far: $150
    Height:
    Over 7′ - $200
    6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    Under 5'4 - $ 95 ***
    total:$245
    Age:
    50 to 56 - $175
    46 to 50 - $150
    41 to 45 - $125
    31 to 40 - $100
    26 to 30 - $75
    21 to 25 - $50
    19 to 20 - $25
    0 to 18 - $100 *** 11
    Total so far: $345
    Birth Order:
    Twins or more than twins - $750
    First Born - $320
    Only Child - $250
    second born - $150
    Middle child - $100
    Last born - $100
    third born - $550***
    fourth born - $300
    fifth born - $400
    sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $895
    Drink?
    I did like once - $400***
    Only Holidays - $250
    Sometimes - $215
    YES - $200
    only weekends - $300
    Every other day - $50
    Once a day - $15
    I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
    No - $
    Total so far: $1295
    Shoe Size:
    13+ - $300
    12 and a half to 13 - $250
    7 to 10 - $500***
    11 to 12 - $400
    Under 7- $450
    Total so far: $1795
    Favorite Colors (two):
    Green-$750***
    Red - $600
    Black - $100
    Yellow - $475
    Brown - $300
    Purple - $225
    White - $400
    Aqua - $350
    Orange - $300**
    Blue - $300
    Pink/Hot pink - $100
    Other - $500
    Total so far: $2845
    Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    Yes - $0
    Nope-$1,000 ***
    some- $750
    you are worth: $3845

  14. xX_MUSIC_Xx xX_MUSIC_Xx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:53am UTC
    and maybe she's just
    scared♥
    to lose her strength all over again. to feel empty and forgotten.
    to be betrayed and mistreated. to give love and recieve hate. to give
    it all she had for nothing. to be cheated and lied too. to go through hell.
    to go through what she already has been through. because she's
    done it before, and she doesn't think she can handle that again.

  15. xX_MUSIC_Xx xX_MUSIC_Xx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:54am UTC
    sunny days, muggy nights
    hot boys, mosquito bites
    sleeping in, staying out
    this is what it's all about
    beaches, bonfires, truth or dare
    "I can't explain - you had to be there"
    inside jokes that never end
    practically living with your best friends
    watching our paths intertwine
    Can't wait for summer 2009

  16. Mannypants15 Mannypants15
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:58am UTC
    Name 10 Guy Friends
    1eric
    2.dylan
    3.austin
    4.travis
    5.kevin
    6.ryan
    7.ben
    8.brandon
    9.eric k
    10.damian m
    Party with 1 or 7?
    nooo
    Marry 2 or 6?
    deff 2
    Kill 3 or 8?
    i wouldnt kill anyone!
    Date 9 or 10?
    defff damian mcginty!
    Make out with 4 or 7?
    I wouldnt want to make out with anyone of these ppl!
    Cuddle with 6 or 8?
    neither!
    Have kids with 4 or 5?
    idk
    Live with 1 or 9?
    between the erics. prob 1
    Be stuck on an island with 2 or 5?
    2222
    Trade lives with 8 or 10?
    deff 10 he's a singer!
    Wake up next to 4 or 9?
    lets just say if either of them were next to me i would move!
    Completely disown 3 or 7?
    idk
    Who Has the Best..
    eyes
    1 2
    Smile?
    1
    Face?
    1 2
    Body?
    1 idk
    Abs?
    idk
    Butt?
    idk i dont stare at there butts!
    Style?
    1 idk
    A Few More Questions..
    Has 3 ever hurt you?
    yes! all the time! just jokin around!
    Have you ever hurt 4?
    no
    Who's the funniest?
    1,2,5,8, and 9
    deff 1 or 2
    Can you beat up 8? totaly
    When is the last time you saw 9? school yesterday
    Who's the smartest?
    i cant decide there really all smart.
    How long have you known 2? like... i knew him in first grade but we never talked. ;Prob 7th grade we became friends.
    What would you do if 1 and 6 started dating?
    b happy for them!
    Who is 5 dating/crushing on?
    paige!
    Does 7 smell good?
    i dont smell ben!
    Who will you still be talking to in 15 years?
    prob 1 or 2

  17. sockzrock123 sockzrock123
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:58am UTC
    my owner made me
    this collar so i could talk to
    SQiRRELL!!!
    credit to the up commercial.. well whoever made it.. lol =]
    anyways... its my favorite commercial!!!

  18. xX_MUSIC_Xx xX_MUSIC_Xx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:58am UTC
    Kiss me
    love me
    hate me
    see me
    tease me
    laugh at me
    hug me
    stare at me
    smile at me
    either way..,
    im noticed

  19. xX_MUSIC_Xx xX_MUSIC_Xx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 8:00am UTC
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    Music Is Life

  20. Mannypants15 Mannypants15
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 8:01am UTC
    I cant descibe how much i love you.
    But I can say that im in love with you, more then you ever would think so!

:)

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