Quotes added on Friday, May 1 2009

sassydoodle24
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 7:27am UTC

Life would be
perfect
if some girls had a mute button,
some guys had an edit button,
bad times had a fast forward button,
&& good times had a pause button.

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sassydoodle24
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 7:32am UTC

~ Missing Homework ~
I don't now what I'm going to tell my teacher
because I didn't get my homework done,
Hey I couldn't help it, I was having fun,
OOPS! I didn't get my report card signed,
I hope my teacher doesn't mind,
Oh no! I forgot to finish my map of Kentucky,
If my teacher is sick, I'll sure be lucky,
Perfect, the bus is pulling up to school
and I don't have my homework,
I feel like a fool, Gosh that bus ride was fast,
I guess I wanted it to last,
Great I'm sitting in my classroom now,
When my teacher finds out my homework isn't done
she's going to have a cow,
All of the sudden I see something
that puts everything on mute,
A smiling substitute
90% mine and omg i love when this happens
Comment me plz

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crazycutie92
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 7:33am UTC

do you kno that boy
the boy who make you laugh and smile
but also makes fun of you but it still doesnt hurt
he jokes around with you each day
making you like him more and more
but still he doesnt like like you

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bluebabexo97
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 7:34am UTC

Why do we need wieght watchers? Its not like our wieght does any tricks.

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sassydoodle24
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 7:40am UTC

Four letter word just to get me along
It's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue and I
I keep stalling, keeping me together
People around gotta find something to say now
Holding back, everyday the same
Don't wanna be a loner
Listen to me, oh no
I never say anything at all
But with nothing to consider they forget my name
(ame, ame, ame)
They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
They call me 'quiet girl'
But i'm a riot
Maybe 'Joleisa'
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
I miss the catch if they through me the ball
I'm the last kid standing up against the wall
Keep up, falling, these heels they keep me boring
Getting glammed up and sitting on the fence now
So alone all the time at night
Lock myself away
Listen to me, i'm not
Although I'm dressed up, out and all with
Everything considered they forget my name
(ame, ame, ame)
They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
They call me 'quiet girl'
But I'm a riot
Maybe 'Joleisa'
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
Are you calling me darling?
Are you calling me bird?
Are you calling me darling?
Are you calling me bird?

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limegreenforev
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 7:42am UTC

secret ?
not in middle school it isn't!
credit to Dreamless for the "secret?" fade.

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sassydoodle24
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 7:45am UTC

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

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Rissalove
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:07am UTC

DontFallForSomeoneUnlessTheyAreWillingToCatchYou
not mine but i love it and i had to learn this the hard way:/

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gymnast17
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:11am UTC

I Bet You Didn't Know;;
i eat when im bored;
im scared of spiders;
i hate being alone;
i don't have alot of friends;
I Bet You Really Didn't Know;;
how much it hurts to see you laugh with her,
hug her, love her</3
*credit(:*

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chscheer123
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:13am UTC

click to see this quote

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FlameAngel
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:18am UTC

JUST
♥ D.A.N.C.E ♥
credit to mrsjeter2love

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Rissalove
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:30am UTC

( name ) Babe, your always there for me and i'll ALWAYS be there for you hunn<3 If i only had you in the world and nothing else i would have everything.You are my world<3 iloveyouuu<3

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Xx_Mialovesyou_xX
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:34am UTC

boyy, kidnap my heart ♥

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xxbrunette_babe_131xx
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:35am UTC

dRUG$ aRE lAME;
there are much better ways to die
:]

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chscheer123
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:36am UTC

if i were a boooyy
i would stand while i pee
i wouldnt have to worry
about wiping my weeee-weeee
(: <3 -my pre;.k bff wrote this

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musicislife0121
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:37am UTC

nikka please :)

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meghanox15
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:37am UTC

so you all selective
'cause you got a ponytail?
aw, that's cool.
you gotta work that ponytail.
work that updo.
credit to dreamless for the pretty colors(:

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FlameAngel
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:40am UTC

We can hold up girls while looking graceful.
We hold a pose for 2 to 3 minutes.
When we jump we reach the stars.
We are DANCERS.

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MrsEdwardCullen106
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:44am UTC

S a r ah.
^^Will take requests.

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icehawksbaby18
posted a quote
May 1, 2009 8:47am UTC

PHONE QUIZ!
<3
Grab your Phone.
got it ?!
Duhh.
What kind is your phone?
Pantech duo
Who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
macieeeeeeeeeeee
Whos the last person you called?
Hanna
Who was your last missed call from?
my big sister
who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
devon
Whos the third person who comes up under J?
jenna s.
How many messages are currently in your inbox?
38
What do you have as your background?
myy puppieeee
Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
Sammm
Whos the first person who comes up under B?
Brandon
How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
2
Who was your last message from?
kell
Who is the first name in your phone book
AJ
Who is the last person in your phonebook?
Whitney
Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox
kell thom mikeyyy macieeeeee samm hanna paigeee megg emily sheeelllbyy rissaa harrison kiara nick M ceceee G carolinaaa britt caseyyy devvs kendraa
Whos the 5th person under A?
aunt cindyyy
Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
Janna
What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
i sucked at the tryout last night :(

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