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Quotes added on Sunday, December 7 2008

  1. xoalllie97xo xoalllie97xo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 8:53am UTC
    And I could tell you
    His favorite color's green
    He loves to argue
    Born on the seventeenth
    His sister's beautiful
    He has his father's eyes
    And if you ask me if I love him..
    I'd lie<3

  2. yummxwafflesss yummxwafflesss
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 8:53am UTC
    I think
    im afraid to be happy
    because whenever i get too happy,
    something bad always happens.
    -Charlie Brown

  3. yummxwafflesss yummxwafflesss
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:04am UTC
    in the end
    Peter Pan pulled off Tinkerbell's wings
    so she could never leave.
    S o m e t i m e s love is just another way to bleed.

  4. xonbvballstarxo xonbvballstarxo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:06am UTC
    Tell him...
    you like his shirt,
    then see how often he wears it <3
    comment :]

  5. yummxwafflesss yummxwafflesss
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:14am UTC
    &+ I'll replay
    You're message; because it tells me
    I once crossed your mind<3

  6. xoxoPINKxoxo xoxoPINKxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:14am UTC
    Sunday School
    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
    A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
    got it off a website rate high if it made you laugh^^^

  7. xoalllie97xo xoalllie97xo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:17am UTC
    Dont u hate it when.....
    in the begging of the year u have a boyfriend but,
    the guy u have been crushing on likes u,
    then wen u ask ur friends if he likes u they say yes
    but then once u break up wtih ur boyfiend
    he doesnt like u anymore</3
    p.s this didnt happen to me i just thought of it! Lol

  8. gymnastics6495 gymnastics6495
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:20am UTC
    &the reason everyone wants love is because . . .
    it`s the closest thing we have to magic*
    -aquamarine<3
    rate high if you love this movieeee[:

  9. xojguen02xo xojguen02xo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:22am UTC
    No one can make me laugh,
    make me cry, make me smile
    OR drive me mad like he does.
    It's like a curse that is cure,
    better OR worse one thing's for
    sure, its real love + I don't know
    what I'd do, if I lost it.

  10. cayla242424 cayla242424
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:28am UTC
    SCREW SCHOOL
    im gonna be a stripper.

  11. runnerchickkkkkkkk runnerchickkkkkkkk
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:28am UTC
    Bella: How'd you get in here?
    Edward: Through the window.
    Bella: Do you do that a lot?
    Edward: Only the past couple of months.
    I like watching you sleep. It fascinates me.

  12. yummxwafflesss yummxwafflesss
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:28am UTC
    When you held tighter;
    I thought it was because you thought it was
    meant to be, Not Because You thought It
    was the r i g h t thing to do.

  13. getupanddance826 getupanddance826
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:29am UTC
    She can't see the way your
    EYES
    light up when you
    SMILE
    -Invisible by: Taylor Swift

  14. xojguen02xo xojguen02xo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:31am UTC
    the greatest challenge in life is:
    to find someone who knows all your
    flaws, differences, and mistakes
    yet still love everything about you

  15. sunshineex3 sunshineex3
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:31am UTC
    sometimesallyou
    wish for is for somebody to wish for you too. <3

  16. funsized_1991 funsized_1991
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:31am UTC
    What would happen if one day
    You relized that the person you
    Love is sitting right infront of you
    And you didnt notice him until
    It was to late
    Its true it happened to me

  17. stsx0x stsx0x
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:32am UTC
    Sure, she's his girlfriend.
    But when they break up they're done.
    Me? I'm his [friend]. And friendship is
    stronger than any 2 day catch<3
    mine*(:

  18. JPratka1285 JPratka1285
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:35am UTC
    I Just Want You Here Tonight
    holding on to me so tight

  19. onemorechance53 onemorechance53
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:37am UTC
    I Held On Tight
    Because I couldn’t find the strength
    ---->>To let go<<----

  20. SUMMERTiMEbaby SUMMERTiMEbaby
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2008 9:40am UTC
    my ( life) ♥ story

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