shawtiie62 posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:21am UTC
i remember when you told me;;to live like im dieng and not to close my eyes while everything burns. what are we waiting for.?these years are dieing slowly.
*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
There once was a bear & a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish. The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish. Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."
Instructions are dumb On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As oposed to what? Outer space?) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (what else were you supposed to do with them?)
The freshmen girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy, the sophomore guy, head all in a whirl, sits and watches the Junior girl, the Junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and admires the Senior man, the senior man, all hott and wild, secretly loves the freshmen child.
Me and my girliess...were the people you wish you could bee...we know ur jealous, you cant help itttwe are just sooooo irrisistible[i.n.t.i.t.a.l.s.h.e.r.e.]<3*change the colors if you want
shawtiie62 posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:44am UTC
My hands shake cause today, i know you're gonna break my heart and, my life [[ w i t h o u t ]] you in it is a life thats not worth living. i'll be strong but i wish i was someone else, anyone but me tonight