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Quotes added on Friday, August 10 2007

  1. Lockieloo Lockieloo
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 2:07am EDT
    Why Is Love SO Hard...

    But Hate Is SO Easy?

  2. i_loveee_manny i_loveee_manny
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 8:23am EDT
    Hello, I'm Mike Meader. Well I am about to tell you a true, sad, funny, happy, flirty, sassy, sexy, inspirational story about my break up. My girlfriend Susan Harmon. Well I'm a nerd and I have been going out with Susan for 5 days and I already want to break up with her!I love my laptop. I am a nerd and I love Madison Brittany Bell. She is the love of my life. She is so hot. I need advice on what 2 do w/ her. please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO 4 real. I dont want to tell her to her face and I love madison so much. SHES SOO FAT, but every time she gets in that bikini and her fat starts to jiggle like in Norbit, I love her even more. I start to drool. I love her celulite and eyes. My parents and friends think I am still with Susan but I'm really with Mrs. Stemper. She's holding me hostage...she doesnt want me to go out with Madison cause since the moment i threw a pencil at her A** she fell in love with me. But i will never, ever be in love with her. I love Madison and I will forver more! That's my love story about Madison, Susan, and juggly Mrs. Stemper. THANKS GIRLFRIEND! BYE!

  3. walk_in_the_park_x walk_in_the_park_x
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 8:33am EDT
    Hold on tight
    Its a roller coaster ride we're on
    So say goodbye cause
    We won't be back again
    Up and down
    You're all around
    Say goodnight and goodbye
    -Jonas brothers (goodnight and goodbye)

  4. walk_in_the_park_x walk_in_the_park_x
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 8:35am EDT
    You know you wanna be together
    And I wanna spend the night with you
    Yeah, yeah with you, yeah, yeah
    Come with me tonight
    We could make the night last 4ever
    -4ever (the veronicas)

  5. walk_in_the_park_x walk_in_the_park_x
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 8:36am EDT
    tell your pants its not polite to point!
    (sorry if i copied of of anyone, i saw it on another website)
    make it cute**

  6. Jennababi427 Jennababi427
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 11:25am EDT
    Its so much easier to lie
    then to explain my feelings
    for him

  7. Jennababi427 Jennababi427
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 11:29am EDT
    All i want is for him to need me
    as much as i need him...

  8. x0xlilbunnii4ux0x x0xlilbunnii4ux0x
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 12:16pm EDT
    nd they always try to [f.i.x] you..
    when ur n0t broken-
    yet when ur heart is ScReAmInG..
    noone seems 2 notice..
    x0xj.enn.ix0x

  9. x0xlilbunnii4ux0x x0xlilbunnii4ux0x
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 12:26pm EDT
    && honestly i couldn't tell u
    what it wuz..
    but i do know one thingg..
    it wuzn't ♥luvve♥
    ..j.enn.i..

  10. ay_bay_bay ay_bay_bay
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 12:57pm EDT
    things happen for a reason right?
    well this better have a good explanation

  11. ay_bay_bay ay_bay_bay
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 12:58pm EDT
    if it wasnt what you wanted,
    it wouldnt be stuck in your
    head.

  12. ay_bay_bay ay_bay_bay
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 12:59pm EDT
    i remember all the days we would spend together,
    and you would still tell me, they werent enough.

  13. mywayy mywayy
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 2:02pm EDT
    you see, i have a fairytale fantasy.
    i dream of a boy that loves me.
    he knows me better than i know myself.
    he's really something special.
    but,for me i live no fantasy.
    i live in a world called reality.
    i live in the reality where some girls get there hearts broken time and time again.
    i live in the reality that some people will just never be good enough.
    i live in reality wishing i was living a fairytale fantasy.
    </3

  14. allcriedoutxx393 allcriedoutxx393
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 2:17pm EDT
    if everyone *cared* and no body ~cried~
    if everyone *loved* and no body ~lied~
    if everyone *shared* as parrt of their ~pride~
    **this would be the day that no body died**

  15. allcriedoutxx393 allcriedoutxx393
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 2:23pm EDT
    no matter how many times people have turned you down dont change yourself
    you are who you are and no body should change that
    cuz eventually when the right one comes along they wont turn you down instead look you in the eyes and tell you all of your best qualities and ignore the worst
    make it cute!

  16. allcriedoutxx393 allcriedoutxx393
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 2:25pm EDT
    you said that she didnt have
    curves
    butt
    boobs
    are even that pretty of a face
    but than you tell me
    im perfect
    you love me
    im soo sexii
    if that was true than why did she still have you??

  17. allcriedoutxx393 allcriedoutxx393
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 2:29pm EDT
    waiting for you to come and hold me once more in your arms. just to have you tell me that you love me one more time. to have your lips telling my lips a *secret* before you leave. all i want is to have you once more before i have to say goodbye. <3

  18. comeONbabyUnoUloveME comeONbabyUnoUloveME
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 2:38pm EDT
    Whats my Problem?
    I always go for the Guy who tell me I'm Hott when i should be looking past him at the guy who tells me im beautiful.

  19. gh3tt0xbrun3tt3 gh3tt0xbrun3tt3
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 6:15pm EDT
    i'M SO OVER iT...
    </3

  20. gh3tt0xbrun3tt3 gh3tt0xbrun3tt3
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2007 6:16pm EDT
    YOU BREAK ME HEART, LEAVE ME, AND THEN COME BACK MAKE ME WANT YOU AND THEN BREAK MY HEART iNTO TO SMALLER PiECES THEN WHAT THEY ALREADY WERE....
    i HATE YOU
    </3

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