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Quotes added on Wednesday, June 20 2007

  1. YouCantBuyTrueLove YouCantBuyTrueLove
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 8:07am UTC
    Boyy i didnt fall for you::
    ---> y o u t r i p p e d m e
    **Edits**
    Didnt-italicas
    Fall-bold
    Tripped-bold,and underlined

  2. YouCantBuyTrueLove YouCantBuyTrueLove
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 8:07am UTC
    Boyy i didnt fall for you::
    ---> y o u t r i p p e d m e
    **Edits**
    Didnt-italicas
    Fall-bold
    Tripped-bold,and underlined

  3. xTHExREALxMEx xTHExREALxMEx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 8:45am UTC
    u kno u like him wen:
    1)u write stories about him
    2)call him on the fone with ur bff
    3)u THINK u dont like him but ur not SURE

  4. whentheboysmiles whentheboysmiles
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 9:16am UTC
    Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?
    -fresh prince of belair <3333333333

  5. GiLmOrEgIrL11 GiLmOrEgIrL11
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 9:18am UTC
    you get mad you get strong wipe your hand shake it off...then you .:StAnD:.

  6. whentheboysmiles whentheboysmiles
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 9:18am UTC
    Phillip Banks: [Phillip and Dr. Hoover are in a fight] Dr. Hoover, the school where you got your degree, did you find it on the back of a matchbook?
    Dr. Hoover: Penn State, my brother.
    Phillip Banks: Really? Good school. I was thinking of going there if my scholarship to Princeton, Yale, Warton, and Taladega Tech had fallen through!
    Dr. Hoover: Impressive, you must of been quite an athlete in your thinner days.
    Phillip Banks: Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay?
    Dr. Hoover: Fine. Speaking as a doctor, I think your daughter should be heavly sudaited and immediatley institusionalized.
    Phillip Banks: Well speaking as a lawyer, I can only say that your daughter fits the criminal profile to a T, right down to the sloping forehead, and the wide jaws suitable for brains and small rodents!
    Dr. Hoover: I think you have her confused with your moma!
    Will: [Phillip punches Dr. Hoover and knocks him down] Thats it Uncle Phil, your grounded!
    [to Dr. Hoover]
    Will: You know, I'd be happy to perscribe something for that.

  7. whentheboysmiles whentheboysmiles
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 9:25am UTC
    Will: Girl, you look so good, I would plant you and create a WHOLE FIELD of y'all.
    ------------------------------------------
    Will: Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.
    ------------------------------------------
    Will: Girl, if God created anything less pitiful than you, I hope he kept it for himself.

  8. whentheboysmiles whentheboysmiles
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 9:26am UTC
    Carlton: When she told her parents she was going to marry me, they came and got her right away.
    Will: What if the kid's yours?
    Carlton: He's not.
    Will: Come on, Carlton. Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father

  9. whentheboysmiles whentheboysmiles
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 9:27am UTC
    Will: You're going to that hospital if I have to knock you out and call an ambulance. ~*fresh prince of belair

  10. whentheboysmiles whentheboysmiles
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 9:29am UTC
    Will: Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

  11. whentheboysmiles whentheboysmiles
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 9:32am UTC
    Will: Oh my god, Carlton! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck?
    Carlton: Where? Where?
    Will: Ah, never mind. It's just your head.

  12. whentheboysmiles whentheboysmiles
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 9:32am UTC
    Will: Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black but Carlton what are you?

  13. j0RDANtAYl0R j0RDANtAYl0R
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 11:44am UTC
    -»SUMMER;
    when the hardest decision
    is what swimsuit to wear &&
    what flip-flops will match..
    THIS LOOKS REALLY CUTE.
    FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS.
    IM AN EXPERT.(=
    -»SUMMER;
    this should be in size 24.

    font-georgia
    color-black
    S
    font-impact
    color-light purple
    U
    font-comic sans
    color-lighter purple
    M
    font-impact
    color-light pink
    M
    font-impact
    color-peachy
    E
    font-comic sans
    color-yellow orange
    R
    font-impact
    color-dark yellow
    when the hardest decision
    is what swimsuit to wear &&
    what flip-flops will match..
    ++all this should be in the font lucida console, size 8 in black. the word hardest should be light purple.the word wear should be peachy color. the words flip-flops should be yellow.

  14. j0RDANtAYl0R j0RDANtAYl0R
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 11:47am UTC
    ++sometimes its best to f0RGEt what you
    feel and REMEMbER what you deserve..</3
    f0Nt-d0SENt MAttER. i USEd tAh0MA.
    C0l0R-i USEd PURPlE.

  15. j0RDANtAYl0R j0RDANtAYl0R
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 11:55am UTC
    At the Beach!
    w i s h y o u w e r e h e r e.
    III
    ++F0LL0W THE DIRECTIONS.
    IT L00KS WAY CUTE.
    -At the Beach!
    fONt-SCRiPt
    SiZE-36
    C0l0R-hOt PiNk
    -w i s h y o u w e r e h e r e.
    f0Nt-ARiEl
    SiZE-8
    C0l0R-BlACk
    MAkE tHE "y0U" & "hERE" b0lD.
    AlS0, MAkE SURE thAt y0U SPACE EACh lEttER.
    -III
    MAkE thiS thE lEttER J iN f0Nt WEbdiNGS.
    it MAkES A bEACh PiCtURE SH0W UP.
    jUSt tRy it ANd y0Ull kN0W WhAt i MEAN.
    first I-lihgt purple
    second I-light green
    third I- yellow

  16. amandaaa_020 amandaaa_020
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 12:59pm UTC
    i l y y
    i l y y
    i l y y
    i l y
    i l y
    i l y
    i l y
    i lllllllllll y

  17. always_lovex3 always_lovex3
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 1:34pm UTC
    fall seven times; stand up eight

  18. Xx_LoVeStRuCk_xX Xx_LoVeStRuCk_xX
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 1:39pm UTC
    Guys tell their friends "Girls are so complicated" when the truth is we are pretty simple actually.. all we want is to be loved, cared for, and we like attention, maybe they are just too dumb to see it! <3

  19. Xx_LoVeStRuCk_xX Xx_LoVeStRuCk_xX
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 1:53pm UTC
    LUKE: Stop bringing me flowers.
    LORELAI: Stop bringing me flowers. I knew you were gonna say that because you say the same thing. We have this same exact conversation every year.
    LUKE: And every year you point that out.
    LORELAI: And every year you point that out.
    LUKE: And every year you point that out.
    RORY: And then every year we put the flowers on the counter and forget the ugliness ever happened.
    LORELAI: Well, at least we have a tradition.

  20. Xx_LoVeStRuCk_xX Xx_LoVeStRuCk_xX
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2007 2:01pm UTC
    Someone is watching a show called the biggest loser.. and the guy is weighing himself and it comes to a commercial and that person says..
    "I hate it when it does that!"

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