A guy was drowining.
A boat passed by and a man said,
"Hey, you need help?"
The guy responded,
"No thanks, God will save me."
A little bit later
Another boat passed by and a woman said,
"Do you need help?"
The guy said,
"No thanks, God will save me."
The guy drowned and went to heaven.
He walked up to God and said,
"God, why didn't you save me?"
God responded,
"What are you talking about, I sent two boats for you!"