Quotes added on Sunday, September 10 2006

x_Angel_x
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September 10, 2006 2:01am UTC

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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x_Angel_x
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 2:06am UTC

Say the word COW before each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW After each word
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

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x_Angel_x
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 2:07am UTC

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

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x_Angel_x
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 2:08am UTC

It's wondrous what a hug can do.
A hug can cheer you when you're blue.
A hug can say, "I love You so"
Or, "I hate to see you go."
A hug is "Welcome back again,"
And "Great to see you! Where've you been?"
A hug can soothe a small child's pain,
And bring a rainbow after rain.
The hug, there's just no doubt about it---
We scarcely could survive without it!
A hug delights and warms and charms,
It must be why God Gave us arms.
Hugs are great for fathers and mothers,
Sweet for sisters, swell for brothers;
And chances are your favorite aunts
Love them more than potted plants.
Kittens crave them, puppies love them;
Heads of states are not above them.
A hug can break the language barrier,
And make travel so much merrier.
No need to fret about your store of 'em;
The more you give, the more there's more of em.
So stretch those arms without delay
And give someone a hug today!

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x_Angel_x
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 2:10am UTC

Although it's quite a statement
Well, it happens to be true
The best friend I have ever had
I'm glad to say, is you.
You're there if I should need you
And you never turn away
I know I can depend on you
At any time of day.
We've had our ups and downs
As nearly everybody does
But problems never last for long
With special friends like us.
Some people have so many friends
With whom they spend their time
But no-one has a best friend
Who's as wonderful as mine.
So thanks for always being there
Your friendship's strong and true
And I just want to let you know
I'm always there for you !

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x_Angel_x
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September 10, 2006 2:12am UTC

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xxsarad
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 3:32am UTC

DON'T [B E] A *FOLLOWER*
B-E A =Leader=
B-E YOUR[SELF]

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xxsarad
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 3:34am UTC

Im Only Me
Not Who You Want Me To Be
I Like My Own Skin
I Change For No One
Soo DOn't Try To CHange Me
&& Elimanate My Flaws
Because My Flaws Are What
Make Me Beautiful : )

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xxsarad
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September 10, 2006 3:35am UTC

Love Is Rare
It Only Comes Every So Often
Once You Have It
Hold On To It Tight & Never Let Go

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xxsarad
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 3:39am UTC

As Our Eyes Met
I Could See It In Your Eyes
You Felt The Same Way
As Our Hands Meet
I Knew You Never Wanted To Let Go
As Our Lips Touched
I Knew You Loved Me

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xxsarad
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 3:41am UTC

Is It Your Smile
Is It Your Laugh
Is It The Way You Kiss Me
Is It The Way You Hold Me
Is It The Way You Hug Me
That Makes Me Want You

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xxsarad
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 3:44am UTC

Don't Forget Your Friends
There Going To Make You Strong When Your Weak
Make You Smile When Your Sad.
Make Those Inside Jokes That
Only You & Her Can laugh At
But Everyone Else Doesn't Get.
& Thinks Is Pointless
Its Those Friends
That Keep You Alive

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xbabygurl4u2NV
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 8:31am UTC

i never used to be able to understand how someone could be afraid to show someone that they care about them. The whole concept didn't make any sense to me. Now I understand it a little too well. When you care about someone, you give them the chance to hurt you. After the way you played with my head, I couldn't stand to get hurt again. I can't get too close. I'm afraid to care. I'm afraid to feel.

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xbabygurl4u2NV
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 8:31am UTC

That's the problem with women.
They run away from a guy hoping that he will follow,
but when he never comes back,
she wonders why she left in the first place.

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MiiHeartsForUX3
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 8:50am UTC

So I Guess...
This Is How A Heart b r e a k s

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etnieschicx8
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 9:35am UTC

He was my world,
He had my heart,
Now shes his.
and i have no one

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xoPinkbabexo12
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 9:45am UTC

tears are words the heart cant say.....
.....and i got nothin to say!!!!!!!
A**hole!!!!!

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xbabygurl4u2NV
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 10:03am UTC

sometimes the littlest things in life change ; sometimes forever & there will be times when you wish you can go back to how things used to be but you just can't cause things have changed so much

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xc_babe2010
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 10:09am UTC

my favorite time of day:
8:31
8letters 3words 1meaning
I LOVE YOU

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xoPinkbabexo12
posted a quote
September 10, 2006 10:11am UTC

the 1st profile i made for sass
its not how you get up
it's how you get down
-- abErcrOmbiie
goofy pictures and crazy times.
sisters at heart && partners in crime
iT::*
Someday, someone is gOing to
[w a l k] into your life &&
make you realize why it neVer worked out with
- - - - - » a n y o n e e l s e « - - - - -
"iiF ii FOLLoWED THE RULES ii NEvER WOULD HAVE
GOTTEN ANYWHERE"
-Marilyn Monroe
We're almost there
&& <3
no where near it. <3
What matters is <3
we're going. <3

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