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September 10, 2006 11:36pm UTC

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September 10, 2006 2:12am UTC

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September 10, 2006 2:10am UTC

Although it's quite a statement
Well, it happens to be true
The best friend I have ever had
I'm glad to say, is you.
You're there if I should need you
And you never turn away
I know I can depend on you
At any time of day.
We've had our ups and downs
As nearly everybody does
But problems never last for long
With special friends like us.
Some people have so many friends
With whom they spend their time
But no-one has a best friend
Who's as wonderful as mine.
So thanks for always being there
Your friendship's strong and true
And I just want to let you know
I'm always there for you !

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September 10, 2006 2:08am UTC

It's wondrous what a hug can do.
A hug can cheer you when you're blue.
A hug can say, "I love You so"
Or, "I hate to see you go."
A hug is "Welcome back again,"
And "Great to see you! Where've you been?"
A hug can soothe a small child's pain,
And bring a rainbow after rain.
The hug, there's just no doubt about it---
We scarcely could survive without it!
A hug delights and warms and charms,
It must be why God Gave us arms.
Hugs are great for fathers and mothers,
Sweet for sisters, swell for brothers;
And chances are your favorite aunts
Love them more than potted plants.
Kittens crave them, puppies love them;
Heads of states are not above them.
A hug can break the language barrier,
And make travel so much merrier.
No need to fret about your store of 'em;
The more you give, the more there's more of em.
So stretch those arms without delay
And give someone a hug today!

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September 10, 2006 2:07am UTC

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

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September 10, 2006 2:06am UTC

Say the word COW before each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW After each word
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

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September 10, 2006 2:04am UTC

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September 10, 2006 2:01am UTC

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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September 7, 2006 9:37pm UTC

You cry.
I cry.
You laugh.
I laugh.
You jump off a cliff.
I laugh
EVEN HARDER

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September 7, 2006 9:30pm UTC

[We're not Perfect]
We Laugh too hard
[We are way too Loud]
& we make Complete fools of ourselves
[but doing it together is what]
makes us Best Friend forever

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July 27, 2006 12:07am UTC

*~+ F R I E N D S +~*

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x_Angel_x
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July 27, 2006 12:01am UTC

I love b0ys,
There stupid!
-Gawsh! That was like from my top!

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July 27, 2006 12:00am UTC

Homework Excuses:
My dad sat on my laptop
Can you define ''homework?''
I plead the 5th
Our furance stopped working, and we had to burn it so wouldn't freeze
Here it is. I wrote it in invisible ink
It was so perfect that i'm having it framed
I dropped it in the street, and a car parked on it.
I was afraid i'd lose it, so i mailed it to you
I had an excuse, but i forgot it
My locker jammed, so i couldn't get my homework out
There weren't any commercials during the TV show i was watching
Homework? I was suppose to bring it back to school? I thought i was suppose to stay home
My brother grabbed my homework by mistake
I'm translating it from Klington
My parents couldn't finish it, so they took it to work to get some help
I was kidnapped by aliens who kept it for further study. They gave me an ''A''
I gave it to charity. There are kids who are less fortunate than me.
I didn't do it because i didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
-I got away on one of them (LOL)

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July 26, 2006 11:48pm UTC

It's the AZN ni**a f**k the rest
Dallas to new york jigga, we the best
vietnam to japan to mongolia
phillipines to taiwan to cambodia
Korea, ah ah, home town china
who you got, huh?
you got s**t ni**a, feel the size
it's the AZN better recognize
got rice, bi**h? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
yo wassup we the s**t and we kill y'all fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we rein and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter f**k the lot s**t we break the rules
we got cars we got gangs we got the tools
put it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you f**k with me, you f**k with all bi**h, don't think it's cool
one on one f**k that it's three on one no duels
got rice bi**h? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got hopes got dreams got thoughts like us?
F**k no Hell no your white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your f**king knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls dried squid and that buddha s**t
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the F**K HOME LEAVE
Got rice bi**h got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
cause we thugs for life baby, asian pride...
-Asian Pride (oh yeah!)

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July 26, 2006 11:44pm UTC

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July 26, 2006 12:05am UTC

Strumming my pain with his fingers.
Singing my life with his words.
Killing me softly with his saw, killing me softly.
With his saw, telling my whole life.
With his words, killing me softly.
With his S-S-A-W-W!

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July 25, 2006 11:58pm UTC

Everyone Leave. . .I have to POOP!

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