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Quotes added on Sunday, August 27 2006

  1. XxfReShiExX XxfReShiExX
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:26pm UTC
    ¤*´¨)
    .·´ ¸.·*¨) ¸.·*¨)
    (¸.·´ (¸.*´ ¸.·´
    `·-*¤ShOot 4 ThE StArZZzz
    (IM me for cute editz)

  2. iluvtmazza iluvtmazza
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:32pm UTC
    I could show you my favorite obsession
    I've been making a man
    With blonde hair and a tan
    And he's good for relieving my tension
    I'm just a sweet transvestite
    From Transsexual, Transylvania
    Hit it! Hit it!
    I'm just a sweet transvestite
    from the rocky horror picture show
    sang by frankenfurter the transvestite

  3. XxfReShiExX XxfReShiExX
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:33pm UTC
    ough, is it school again?
    i remember the LAST day of school last year, and i enjoyed it.
    please, summer, can you stay??

  4. xo_Feath_ox xo_Feath_ox
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:34pm UTC
    It's not that I fall for the wrong guy.
    It's that I fall for the guy I can't have.

  5. XxfReShiExX XxfReShiExX
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:38pm UTC
    doing what i do best--________
    (sport you love)

  6. iluvtmazza iluvtmazza
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:41pm UTC
    i wazz feeling down in
    couldnt win
    i'd only ever kissed before
    u mean u only ever kissed
    ah
    i tought theres use getting
    into heavey petting
    it only leads to trouble
    and seat wetting
    and all now is how to go
    ive tasted blood and i want more
    more more more
    i put up no resistance
    i wanna stay the distance
    i got an itch to scratch
    i need assistance
    toucha toucha toucha me
    i wanna be dirty
    thrill me chill me forfill me
    creature of the night
    and if anything grows
    wen u pose
    ill oil u up and rub u down
    down down down
    thats just 1 small fraction of the main attraction
    u need a friendly hand
    and i need action
    toucha toucha toucha me
    i wanna be dirty
    thrill me chill me forfill me
    creature of the night

  7. iluvtmazza iluvtmazza
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:42pm UTC
    i can see u look at me
    and u know i am looking at u
    but do u know that i was looking first
    cuzz i am a big flirt

  8. iluvtmazza iluvtmazza
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:45pm UTC
    but everybody wants to bring me down
    they say i'm going crazy
    they say i got alot of water in brain
    ive got no common sense
    i got nobody there to belive me
    only cause i love you

  9. lovebunnie29 lovebunnie29
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:48pm UTC
    maybe ur just not the one for me but he is

  10. XxfReShiExX XxfReShiExX
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:49pm UTC
    To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
    That one person is me.
    I dont think you ever noticed.
    But I think about you every second.
    Do you know who I am?
    Do I know who you are?
    Do we know eachother?
    Or are you just the man in my dreams?
    You tell me, or I tell you.
    You meet me, or I'll come through?
    I would not want it any other way?
    Are you real?
    Am I real?
    Do you think that I am the one n YOUR dreams?
    Or do you think that you are the one dreaming about ME?
    Or am I dreaming about you?
    Do opposites REALLY attract?
    I think so.
    Because you are everything BUT me.
    You are everything BUT me.
    Nothing like me.
    You are everything BUT me.
    Dont expect anything from anyone and you will always be happy.*
    -me

  11. XxfReShiExX XxfReShiExX
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:50pm UTC
    Doing what I do best--SHOPPING!!!!!!

  12. lovebunnie29 lovebunnie29
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:50pm UTC
    "love is crazy"
    -JLO

  13. lovebunnie29 lovebunnie29
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 3:53pm UTC
    jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana. jack got high and dropped his fly and said do u wanna. jill said yes and dropped her dress then they had some fun. silly jill forgot her pill now they have a son.

  14. hugsNkisses hugsNkisses
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 4:13pm UTC
    A boy gave a girl 12 roses.
    11 were real and one was fake.
    He said " I will love you till the last rose dies."
    <3
    my friend had this in her away. i loved it.

  15. xoreebzox xoreebzox
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 4:36pm UTC
    bring it on all or nothing... slightly changed?
    hey _____!
    hey what?
    introduce urself
    no way
    introduce urself
    ok.. 1, 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 my name is _______ and i say hi 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10... bring it back and meet my friend!

  16. i_was_born_ready14 i_was_born_ready14
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 4:37pm UTC
    you make me so mad
    you make me upset
    then you make me happy
    and i always forget
    the times i wanna cry
    and the times i wanna scream
    when you make me laugh
    it's like it was just a dream
    a lot of time i wonder
    if love really is blind
    when all the hurt feelings
    are running through my mind
    and then you make it better
    then you make it okay
    when you put your arms around me
    i know i really want to stay

  17. i_was_born_ready14 i_was_born_ready14
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 4:37pm UTC
    you make me so mad
    you make me upset
    then you make me happy
    and i always forget
    the times i wanna cry
    and the times i wanna scream
    when you make me laugh
    it's like it was just a dream
    a lot of time i wonder
    if love really is blind
    when all the hurt feelings
    are running through my mind
    and then you make it better
    then you make it okay
    when you put your arms around me
    i know i really want to stay

  18. STAVENSz_FLYEST_420 STAVENSz_FLYEST_420
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 4:49pm UTC
    i D0Nt WANNA BE A CHiCK3N
    i D0Nt WANNA B3 A DUCK
    S0 iLL BE Y3RSz

  19. STAVENSz_FLYEST_420 STAVENSz_FLYEST_420
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 4:50pm UTC
    H3 iS tH3 1 B0Y
    tHAt MAK3Sz M3 WiSH
    i WAS tHAt GiRL_</3

  20. kajoyyx3 kajoyyx3
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2006 4:50pm UTC
    screw the people
    with knives in there hands.
    and if the stab you.
    get a gun.

:)

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