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Quotes added on Tuesday, March 21 2006

  1. always_x_and_x_4ever always_x_and_x_4ever
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 2:05pm UTC
    dont make yourself the victim
    when you are the one who killed me.

  2. XoCinderella94 XoCinderella94
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 2:07pm UTC
    All the girls in the bathroom talkin
    who they gonna take to the Sadie Hawkins
    My ears are burnin but I kept on walkin
    smile on my face and an air guitar rockin
    The Sadie Hawkins Dance
    in my khaki pants
    There's nothin better
    oh oh oh
    The girls ask the guys
    it's always a surprise
    There's nothin better
    baby do you like my sweater?
    Sittin in the back of my next class nappin
    Got up, gave a speech, then bowed to the clapping
    Told a funny joke got the whole class laughin
    think I got a tan from the language which I was baskin
    The Sadie Hawkins Dance
    in my khaki pants
    There's nothin better
    oh oh oh
    The girls ask the guys
    it's always a surprise
    There's nothin better
    baby do you like my sweater?
    Scan the cafeteria for some good seating
    I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating
    The quarterback asked me if I'd like a beating
    I said that's one thing I won't be needing
    And since I'm rather smart and cunning
    I took off down the next hall running
    Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning
    only to get stopped by a girl so stunning
    She said, "You're smooth, and good with talkin.
    You're going with me to the Sadie Hawkins"
    The Sadie Hawkins Dance
    in my khaki pants
    There's nothin better
    oh oh oh
    The girls ask the guys
    it's always a surprise
    There's nothin better
    baby do you like my sweater? X2

  3. XoCinderella94 XoCinderella94
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 2:15pm UTC
    Joey: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
    Chandler: You think that's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.

  4. XoCinderella94 XoCinderella94
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 2:19pm UTC
    Phoebe: "I'm late for...uhhh...my Green Eggs and Eggs discussion group. Tonight is why he would not eat them on a train.

  5. XoCinderella94 XoCinderella94
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 2:20pm UTC
    Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is: You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
    Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!
    Joey: Look at me--I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando!

  6. XoCinderella94 XoCinderella94
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 2:22pm UTC
    Phoebe: Aw, Phebes...
    Rachel: Honey, that's your name.
    Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other.

  7. XoCinderella94 XoCinderella94
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 2:26pm UTC
    Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
    All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
    Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
    Joey: Instead of...?
    Chandler: That's right.
    Joey: Never had that dream.
    Phoebe: No.
    Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
    Chandler:
    and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!

  8. IM_YOURSx1 IM_YOURSx1
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 2:51pm UTC
    They say some things don't last forever, but I know one thing that will last forever... the love me & my baby have <3
    Made By me. Love you babe.

  9. IM_YOURSx1 IM_YOURSx1
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 2:54pm UTC
    It's that feeling you get everytime he's around
    You just can't help and smile
    Made by me :)
    <3

  10. IM_YOURSx1 IM_YOURSx1
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 2:56pm UTC
    I look at my old pictures and laugh.
    I remember all the great times we had.
    Times goes by so fast so live life
    while you can & just have fun.
    made by me <3

  11. xoalmostthere xoalmostthere
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 3:29pm UTC
    i regret ever breaking your heart babie.
    you treated me -> so damn good.
    i need you back in my life.
    i only with i could -- take it back.
    take back hurting you. but now baby,
    i'm so l o s t. i'm searching for you.x3
    [ i need someone to hold me, just like you did. ]

  12. xoalmostthere xoalmostthere
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 3:33pm UTC
    sweetie, x3
    just -- you -- wait.
    i'm going to be [ gorgeous. ]
    i'm going to be everything you'll need.
    && everything you'll want.
    && you are not going to be the one
    with his arms wrapped around me.

  13. eringerty26 eringerty26
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 3:35pm UTC
    Best Friends are like permanent markers....
    They never go away....

  14. x3_lilrip x3_lilrip
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 3:49pm UTC
    This feelings like no other
    I want you to know
    I've never had someone
    That knows me like you do
    The way you do
    & I've never had someone
    As good for me as you
    So lonely before I finally found
    What I've been looking for

  15. x3_lilrip x3_lilrip
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 3:50pm UTC
    I thought you were my fairytale
    A dream when I'm not sleeping
    A wish upon a star
    That's coming true

  16. Lovemeforme Lovemeforme
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 3:59pm UTC
    love me or leave me or rip
    me apart this was the voice
    that i was given and if you
    dont like it take a long
    walk off of the shortest pier
    you could find

  17. kristinaa1331 kristinaa1331
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 4:06pm UTC
    and its weired we could be the best of friends
    i can tell him everything
    but that little bit wont stay "just friends"
    ...but i guess itss my fualt iam neverr happy
    and always want more!
    [it looks cute how ever you put it]
    yeha i made itt ..its very original
    >>please dont take credit

  18. IsWeAr_ImNoT_dUm IsWeAr_ImNoT_dUm
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 4:10pm UTC
    When i gaze up at the stars at night
    sometimes i wonder if its worth the fight
    then you hold me close and make it true
    no one is worth it...except you
    i know its corny but its 100% mine!!

  19. yeaimshortso yeaimshortso
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 4:11pm UTC
    Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
    Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
    What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
    Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
    Laughing loud so all the little people stare
    Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
    (Drop a name)
    What happened to the dreams of a girl president
    She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
    They travel in packs of two or three
    With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
    Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
    Oh where, oh where could they be?
    Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
    What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
    Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
    Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
    (Break it down now)
    Disease's growing, it's epidemic
    I'm scared that there ain't a cure
    The world believes it and I'm going crazy
    I cannot take any more
    I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
    That will never be me
    Outcasts and girls with ambition
    That's what I wanna see
    Disasters all around
    World despaired
    Their only concern
    Will they **** up my hair
    [Interlude]
    Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
    That was so not sexy, no
    Good one, can I borrow that?
    [Vomits]
    I WILL BE SKINNY
    (Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
    (I like this, like this, like this)
    Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
    Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
    Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
    Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
    ^^Stupid grls by Pink!!

  20. signed_x_love signed_x_love
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2006 4:16pm UTC
    You got, you got, you got
    what it takes to make me leave my man
    It's hard to control myself
    You got, you got, you got
    What it takes to make this boy be bad
    -- song = control myself

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