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Quotes added on Thursday, March 24 2005

  1. danceinqueen14 danceinqueen14
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 11:36am UTC
    IF YOU ARE NOT 100% WITH MY DESISTION THAT GET OUT OF MY WAY

  2. HoTcHiCa121 HoTcHiCa121
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 11:39am UTC
    There were 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head, and god was decided whether to send them to heaven or hell. He decided that he would tell them jokes, some funny and some not funny, to see when they would laugh. The red head laughed at the 50th joke, which was the first funny one, so god sent her to heaven. The brunette laughed after the 100th joke, which was the second funny one, so she went to heaven also. After 999,999 jokes the blonde still hadn't laughed. God was sick of telling jokes so he asked her why she hadn't laughed yet. After 5 minutes of silence the blonde bursts out laughging. God asks her why she laughed, and the blonde says "I just got the first joke."
    ^^BlOnDe JoKe...I'm blonde but wutever^^
    <3 JeNiO

  3. cherrydoll89 cherrydoll89
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 11:44am UTC
    ~<3~_{bbl}_~<3
    ;:*~*((Your Name))*~*:;
    *Love ya<333*
    I was bored so i was jus messin around

  4. sportygirl sportygirl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 11:57am UTC
    Friends are only friends for a little while family is forever.

  5. sportygirl sportygirl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:03pm UTC
    Srry I am taking a S*** can't talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. PartyGurl14 PartyGurl14
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:03pm UTC
    Hey i am going to the bathroom to go pee because i really had to go... wait a minute you are thinking abou me with my pants down... eeewww..... you perve.

  7. sportygirl sportygirl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:03pm UTC
    I am not looking for a girlfriend..................
    ha ha loser

  8. sportygirl sportygirl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:05pm UTC
    No matter what keep your head up and don't let anybody intmidate you

  9. sportygirl sportygirl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:07pm UTC
    Basketball is great there is no I in team its always a team....

  10. sportygirl sportygirl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:08pm UTC
    yankee's are G** and Redsox are the best..................

  11. sportygirl sportygirl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:34pm UTC
    Kiss Me Now Marry Me Later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. sportygirl sportygirl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:36pm UTC
    Srry I don't kiss and tell..........
    look at my neck that should give you a clue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    mah

  13. bLoNdE_bOmBsHeL bLoNdE_bOmBsHeL
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:44pm UTC
    what happenes when your world comes crashing down and the only thing you can do to fix it is try and put together the pieces that never fit right in the first place...
    *DeDiCaTeD 2...you kno who u r*
    wE rIdE tOgEtHeR, wE dIe ToGeThEr, HoRnEy LuVvS 4 lYfE

  14. angel_baby_ angel_baby_
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:51pm UTC
    but whatever does
    happen good or bad
    hold on tight . . .<3

  15. ilovejakeblack101 ilovejakeblack101
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:52pm UTC
    If it Weren't For [B][o][Y][z], i would *N|e|v|e|R* show up at *S~c~H~o~O~l*!!!

  16. hurleygirlie hurleygirlie
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 12:58pm UTC
    Don't listen to what other people say. Just let go and get through your day.

  17. angel_baby_ angel_baby_
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 1:03pm UTC
    when you talk to me
    my day is so much better
    knowing that i crossed your mind<3

  18. angel_baby_ angel_baby_
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 1:05pm UTC
    i'm the farthest thing from random
    the truth is that i have many thoughts

  19. x_S0_F_a_R_AWaY_x x_S0_F_a_R_AWaY_x
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 1:06pm UTC
    you told me everythinq would be alriqht
    you said not to worry that you would b
    just fine [ yOu Lied ] i believed you x
    i trusted you to tell the truth but you "
    failed me i loved you & you left me xl3

  20. angel_baby_ angel_baby_
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2005 1:09pm UTC
    "it would be so nice
    if something in this world
    would make sense for a change"

:)

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