There were 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head, and god was decided whether to send them to heaven or hell. He decided that he would tell them jokes, some funny and some not funny, to see when they would laugh. The red head laughed at the 50th joke, which was the first funny one, so god sent her to heaven. The brunette laughed after the 100th joke, which was the second funny one, so she went to heaven also. After 999,999 jokes the blonde still hadn't laughed. God was sick of telling jokes so he asked her why she hadn't laughed yet. After 5 minutes of silence the blonde bursts out laughging. God asks her why she laughed, and the blonde says "I just got the first joke."
^^BlOnDe JoKe...I'm blonde but wutever^^
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