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Quotes added on Wednesday, August 11 2004

  1. DancinLiLcHiKa DancinLiLcHiKa
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 11:31am UTC
    one day a young boi was at school!!! the teacher asked him whats the first four letters of the abc's?? the boi said i dno!! The teacher said "then for homework tonight, you must ask your family, whats the first four letters of tha abc's". So that night the boi went to his mom, who was rakin the front lawn. The boi asked whats the first letter of the abc's? The mom replied "shut up or i will hit you with a rake!!!". So, the boi went on to his sister, who was on the fone with her boyfriend!! The boy asked "whats the second leter of the abc's"?? The girl was still talkin to her boyfriend, her bf just asked her out and she said YES!!! So, the boy walked up to his brother, who was watchin batman, then he asked whats the third letter of the abc's?? the boy replied... dundundundunddada BATMAN!!! So, the boy moved on to his grandpa, who was sitting in tha garage listening to some of his old music, the boi asked whats the 4th letter of the abc’s?? the grandpa replied… In the garbage in the garbage!!!
    The next day at school, the teacher asked now whats the first letter of the abc’s??? He replied… shut up or i will hit you with a rake!!!!! The teacher then said” do u wanna go to the princepals office?? The boi replied…YES!!! So the boi went to the princepals, and the teacher had told him what he had said. The princepal says”Now who do you think you are young mr.”??? The boy replies… dundundundunddada BATMAN!!!!! Hes like ok, well this is something your parents will have to hear about, now where do u live exactly??? In the garbage in the garbage!!!

  2. candykiissesz candykiissesz
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 11:32am UTC
    you may have won the battle...
    but IM gunna win the war

  3. candykiissesz candykiissesz
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 11:36am UTC
    im not mad at you for breaking my heart over and over again,
    im mad at myself for letting you
    original*
    xOx lotz of luv xOx
    *candy kiissesz*

  4. candykiissesz candykiissesz
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 11:44am UTC
    i am vindicated
    i am selfish
    i am wrong
    i am rite
    i swear im rite
    i swear i knew it all alone
    and i am flawed
    but i am cleaning up so well
    i am seeing in me now
    the things you swore you saw yourself
    ~dashboard confessional
    the best song !!

  5. RoXyBabi4545 RoXyBabi4545
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 11:44am UTC
    .·´¯`»GoT sTaInS oN My T-sHiRt N aM tHe BiGgEsT fLiRt
    Look best in comic stans
    Aim --» roxybabi4545 im me!! =)
    xoxo-Katie

  6. RoXyBabi4545 RoXyBabi4545
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 11:45am UTC
    Bite my lip and close my .::EyEs::.
    Take me away, to [ P a R a D iS e ]
    Aim --» roxybabi4545 im me!! =)
    xoxo-Katie

  7. XxhottbabeXx11 XxhottbabeXx11
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 11:51am UTC
    B
    BA
    BAS
    BASK
    BASKE
    BASKET
    BASKETB
    BASKETBA
    BASKETBAL
    BASKETBALL
    BASKETBAL
    BASKETBA
    BASKETB
    BASKET
    BASKE
    BASK
    BAS
    BA
    B

  8. Hottstuff123 Hottstuff123
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 12:42pm UTC
    Its cute how stupid you are!!!

  9. Hottstuff123 Hottstuff123
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 12:49pm UTC
    If your a pisces this iz 4 u:
    FEB 19th-MAR 20th
    Easy going FISH that wont make waves.
    ME:Artsy,Compassionate,Sweet.
    Likes:Art,Animals,Music.
    YOU:Cancer,Scorpio and Taurus (leo)
    MOST IN LOVE WITH BEING IN LOVE

  10. Hottstuff123 Hottstuff123
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 12:52pm UTC
    I $TOP
    DROP
    and
    ROLL
    to the next $tore
    $hopping
    (* ur name here*)

  11. Hottstuff123 Hottstuff123
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 12:54pm UTC
    I'm sexy i'm cute
    i'm popular 2 boot
    i'm bit*chen gray hair
    the boyz all luv 2 star
    i'm wanted i'm hott
    i'm everything ur not
    From Bring IT On

  12. Hottstuff123 Hottstuff123
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 12:59pm UTC
    I'm sexy
    i'm cute
    i'm popular 2 boot
    i'm bitchen gray hair
    the boyz all love 2 stare
    i'm wanted
    i'm hott
    i'm everything ur not
    i'm pretty i'm cool
    i dominate this school
    who am i?
    just guess
    guyz just wanna touch muh
    chest
    i'm rockin i'm wild
    and if anything i'm vile
    From bring It on

  13. CaLliGiRL04 CaLliGiRL04
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 1:45pm UTC
    `Unbreakable` promismes
    are *always* boroken
    (I Love You)
    never meant anything
    .it's not fair.
    that you dont care
    .:AnYmOrE:.
    i wrote that from mah heart you can take just dont claim

  14. CaLliGiRL04 CaLliGiRL04
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 1:53pm UTC
    *Sometimes* people dont
    *`Understand`*
    your .feelings. and
    you just want to
    (Give up)
    when you feel all
    `.: Alone :.`
    and your worlds about to
    ,.Collapse.,
    Trust your Friends to
    *HaVe yA BaCk*
    written by mee take dont claim

  15. spongebob09876 spongebob09876
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 2:05pm UTC
    Being the owner of a lonely heart is nothing, being compared to being the owner of a broken heart. A broken heart has feelings, a lonely heart has emotions.

  16. CaLliGiRL04 CaLliGiRL04
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 2:05pm UTC
    You `Shine` like the
    . Sun .
    You *Sparkle* like the
    , Stars ,
    but (Space) is empty*
    i you dont get it its like space the were the stars the sun soo take dont claim
    *fUn*

  17. CaLliGiRL04 CaLliGiRL04
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 2:11pm UTC
    `Im on the edge
    about to break`
    ,slipping,
    without you here
    *with me*
    im all (alone)
    .falling.
    now i no you really
    .:dont care:.
    100% original
    Calli*

  18. hyperchick1o hyperchick1o
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 2:11pm UTC
    dont be afraid to fail:
    there are people
    out there
    who haven't even tried

  19. spongebob09876 spongebob09876
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 2:25pm UTC
    Girls are like phones, you can hold them close to you but if you press the wrong button you get disconnected.

  20. X_o_CaLi_CuTiE_o_X X_o_CaLi_CuTiE_o_X
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2004 2:42pm UTC
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    (c) me, sry if it gets mest up looks good in comic sans ms

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