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Quotes added on Sunday, July 25 2004

  1. MaNdaLeEe MaNdaLeEe
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 12:01am EDT
    "No stairway-- DENIED!" -Wayne Campbell
    "Excuse me, I fell" -GARTH!
    ***WAYNE'S WORLD*****
    ^great movie

  2. surgasurga722 surgasurga722
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 5:41am EDT
    its amazing how much you can want to b w. someone and it seems like the more you want them the farther apart they become to you...brad i wish i could have as mine .. man we'd b doin it every damn day hahhahahhaha .. your so hot
    hahahah
    court -N- brad xoxo

  3. surgasurga722 surgasurga722
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 5:42am EDT
    ^TiMe iS nEvEr WaStEd WhEn YoUr wAsTeD aLl tHe TiMe^

  4. sexisweetie65 sexisweetie65
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 6:23am EDT
    .........HuGgz -n- KiSsEz..........

  5. sexisweetie65 sexisweetie65
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 6:28am EDT
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    ~kRiStI
    Made all by me but take it and use it!

  6. SWeeTasCANDi SWeeTasCANDi
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 6:46am EDT
    ~Dont Let The Fear Of Striking You Out Keep You From Playing The Game~
    ^^A Cinderella Story!! Best Movie In The World!! Chad Michael Murray Is My Hubby!!! Hehe!! I Can Wish Cant I??!!

  7. SWeeTasCANDi SWeeTasCANDi
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 7:00am EDT
    ~~It Only rains On People Who Create The Storms~~

  8. SWeeTasCANDi SWeeTasCANDi
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 7:01am EDT
    ~~Stand Up For Whats Wright... Even If Your The Only One~~

  9. SWeeTasCANDi SWeeTasCANDi
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 7:04am EDT
    ~~Freinds Are Forever, Boys Are Whatever~~

  10. ChocolateChick911 ChocolateChick911
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 7:24am EDT
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  11. XoOoCuTiE4lifEoOoX XoOoCuTiE4lifEoOoX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 7:56am EDT
    0kay, bef0re ii start submitting t0day ii
    wanna tell y0u that n0t all the qu0tes ii
    put 0n here describe me..ii just get them
    0ff a site and c0py them 0nt0 here f0r other
    peOple t0o use..0kay..thank y0u ~»Cutie
    here`s the quOtes:
    Sometimes I look at you…
    And you seem to be looking back at me…
    But sometimes you look away…Like you're
    afraid of what might happen if you stare
    a *SeCoNd* longer..
    *Sometimes the person you really
    need is the one you didnt think you wanted..
    Sometimes I look at you and wonder who you’re thinking of
    ...when you smile at me...

  12. xFlipFlops44x xFlipFlops44x
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 9:18am EDT
    //out of the house
    \\be home l8er
    //call or leave 1
    \\*xox <3
    u can do different colors n stuf if u want~
    xFlipFlops44x

  13. X_o_CaLi_CuTiE_o_X X_o_CaLi_CuTiE_o_X
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 9:31am EDT
    Late at night when all the world is sleeping
    I stay up and think of you...
    And I wish on a star that somewhere you are
    Thinking of me too...

  14. xOxdAncEr xOxdAncEr
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 9:48am EDT
    you think you know me
    but you only know
    what i choose to show
    all you see are smiles
    but the truth is
    im crying inside

  15. Jess11 Jess11
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 9:54am EDT
    Lets play //HoUsE\\
    You b that *door*
    And ill *s.l.a.m.* you all night!

  16. cutiepie29417 cutiepie29417
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:11am EDT
    Sometimes I feel like I'm just gasping for air
    because my world is on my shoulders and any minute i will
    f
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    l
    But i cant, bcuz if I do no ones there to catch me bcuz im catching every one else.
    100% oringinal
    *livi* im me if u like it

  17. cutiepie29417 cutiepie29417
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:15am EDT
    What starts with an *F* and ends with a *uck*?
    Fire truck!!!!!!!1 Ur bad u thought it was the other word!!

  18. cutiepie29417 cutiepie29417
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:16am EDT
    He doesnt even know Im there
    He doesnt even know I care
    He doesnt even know
    100 oringinal
    *livi* u can take but its not urs, its mine

  19. cutiepie29417 cutiepie29417
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:20am EDT
    40 Things Never Said By Rednecks
    40. Oh I just couldn't. Heck, she's only sixteen.
    39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    38. Duct tape won't fix that.
    37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
    36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
    34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
    33. You can't feed that to the dog.
    32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
    31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    30. Wrasslin's fake.
    29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
    28. We're vegetarians.
    27. Do you think my gut is too big?
    26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
    25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    24. Who's Richard Petty?
    23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
    20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
    19. Trim the fat off that steak.
    18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    17. The tires on that truck are too big.
    16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
    15. I've got it all on the C drive.
    14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
    12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
    09. Checkmate.
    08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
    06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    05. I don't have a favorite college team.
    04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
    03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
    02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
    01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

  20. cutiepie29417 cutiepie29417
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:27am EDT
    This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?"
    "No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." The bartender looks at him and syas "Well what do you do in Pensylvania?"
    "I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals."
    The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"

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