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Quotes added on Sunday, July 25 2004

  1. cutiepie29417 cutiepie29417
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:28am EDT
    Biggest Pee Pee
    There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. "I know," he said, "we can play, ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’".
    "How do you play that?" asked the redneck.
    "It's easy'' said the Spanish boy, "we can play it next recess."
    So when recess time came, the three boys went outside. "Alright," said the Spanish boy, "Lets play."
    The Asian boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants and whoever has the biggest pee pee is the winner. And so the Asian boy pulled down his pants and the other two boys were impressed. Then the Spanish boy pulled down his pants. His pee pee was about the same size as the Asian boy's. As the redneck boy pulled his pants down, the other two boys stared in awe.
    "You win for sure," they both said.
    Later that day the redneck boy went home and his mother asked him, "So did you make any new friends today?"
    "Yup. I played this game called ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’ and the other boys said I won because I'm a redneck."
    His mother laughed and replied, "No sweetie, you won because you're 23."

  2. cutiepie29417 cutiepie29417
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:31am EDT
    He doesnt even knoe i exist.....

  3. lacrosgr189 lacrosgr189
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:31am EDT
    Life is tough so get a helmet

  4. xXoO xXoO
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:41am EDT
    TeLL mE tHaT yOu -LoVe Me-
    TeLL mE ThAt YoU .c.A.r.E.
    TeLL mE iF [iM hUrT]
    yOu*LL aLwAyS *bE*tHeRe*
    OrIgInAl..DoNt TaKe CrEdIt
    x3..KaTiE

  5. xXoO xXoO
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:47am EDT
    *WhEn Ya ChILLiN WiTh Ya BoYs*
    *N YaLL wAlK bY*
    *tHaTs WhEn ThEy TrY n aCt All FlY*
    *DeY bE lIkE HeYy SeXxI LaDeE*
    *i OnLy HoPe ThAt yOu*LL sAy*
    *ChiLL sOn ThAs MY BaBi*
    OrIgInAl..NoT tHe BeSt
    x3..KaTiE

  6. xXoO xXoO
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:50am EDT
    -=- ThE BeSt DaY oF mY LiFe -=-
    [X] WaS tHe DaY i MeT yOu [O]
    -=- WhEn We GoT OLdEr ThAtS wHeN i KnEw -=-
    [O] No OnE cOuLd EVER lOvE yOu LiKe i Do [X]
    OrIgInAl..
    x3..KaTiE

  7. xXoO xXoO
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:52am EDT
    -YoU LoVe Me-
    *I LoVe YoU*
    ..wOw..
    [I.WiSh.ThAt.wAs.TrUe]
    OrIgInAl..
    x3..KaTiE

  8. xXoO xXoO
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:56am EDT
    -=- FoReVeR iS wHaT wE -=-
    [X] ShOuLd HaVe HaD [O]
    -=- BuT yOu LeFt Me -=-
    [O] AnD tHaTs To BaD [X]
    -=- CuZ wE bOtH wEnt OfF -=-
    [X] AnD fOuNd SoMeOnE nEw [O]
    -=- FuNnY tHiNg iS -=-
    [O] NoW sHe LeFt .YoU.[X]
    OrIgInAl..
    x3..KaTiE

  9. xXoO xXoO
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 10:59am EDT
    *I aLwAyS tHoUgHt*
    *We wErE sO iN LoVe*
    *AnD wE*d LaSt FoReVeR*
    ..BuT..
    *i GuEsS...i WaS wRoNg*
    OrIgInAl..
    x3..KaTiE

  10. SoCCeRChIcK730 SoCCeRChIcK730
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 11:17am EDT
    Life is great...when you have friends that care about you and would do ANYTHING to make you laugh when you are feeling down...

  11. bballbaby07 bballbaby07
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 12:04pm EDT
    At first i loved you,you said that we will be together 4ever and that u wanted to marry me. And that you'll never break up wit me. Then i called you -n- you said it was f***ing over!!! what happan???? After all that hard on trying to get me you break up wit me!!! I'm tellin this to all da guys dont go out with us girls unless ur gonna to stay wit us 4ver. Girls arent toys

  12. lucKienumbEr7o0x lucKienumbEr7o0x
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 12:15pm EDT
    *_Sleepin`_
    Leave love fer the mornin`.
    [.o0x.] Cheryl.
    o0x cheryl
    aim; x0xpiecesofme

  13. hazeleyedhoney_08 hazeleyedhoney_08
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 12:27pm EDT
    --->>>ShOw Me YoUR FRienDs
    --->>> AnD I'lL ShOW YOu
    --->>>youR FUTure.<<<---
    {it's quote that my youth pastor told us , I'm not sure if I already put it on here but I love it so it can b on again if I did!! :) }

  14. xlilsherry88x xlilsherry88x
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 1:52pm EDT
    Leave (Get Out)
    I've been waiting all day for ya babe
    So won't cha come and sit and talk to me
    And tell me how we're gonna be together always
    Hope you know that when it's late at night
    I Hold on to my pillow tight
    And think of how you promised me forever
    (I never thought that anyone)
    Could make me feel this way
    (Now that you're here boy all I want)
    Is just a chance to say
    [Chorus]
    Get Out, (leave) right now,
    It's the end of you and me
    It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone
    'Cause I know about her (who) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the lies
    You said that you would treat me right but you was just a waste of time (waste of time)
    Tell me why you're looking so confused
    When I'm the one who didn't know the truth
    How could you ever be so cold
    To go behind my back and call my friend
    Boy you must have gone and bumped your head
    Because you left her number on your phone
    (So now after all is said and done)
    Maybe I'm the one to blame but
    (To think that you could be the one)
    Well it didn't work out that way
    [Chorus]
    I wanted you right here with me but I have no choice you've gotta leave
    Because my heart is breakin'
    With every word I'm sayin'
    I gave up everything I had
    On something that just wouldn't last
    But I refuse to cry
    No tears will fall from these
    Eyeee-eeee-eeees
    Ooooh, ooooh
    Get out
    [Chorus X3]

  15. XxDeViLzAnGeLxX XxDeViLzAnGeLxX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 1:56pm EDT
    He promised he'd wait.
    He said I LOVE U
    He said he will keep me
    and said i was his boo.
    Until that day came
    wen i kissed him and walked away
    my best friend went over and seen him
    everyday. I wonder to myself if
    i will ever see him again or
    will i see him again only instead
    of me he's wit my best friend.
    101%made by muah take it if u want just dont take ALL the credit

  16. x6babiigurl9x x6babiigurl9x
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 2:00pm EDT
    :A mIlLiOn wOrDz cOuLdN*T sAii jUs hOw
    ii fEeL' A mIlLiOn yEaRz fRuM nOw yOo ]
    kNoE-`.>>((i*lL bE luViN yOo sTiLl))<<.'
    IM mEe SuMtImE. . . xOo sArRa

  17. tootsiebabi24 tootsiebabi24
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 2:07pm EDT
    .:wont u give our love a chance?-you only wanna dance:.
    *skittlez

  18. tootsiebabi24 tootsiebabi24
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 2:10pm EDT
    LuV iZ a RosE~*~CUz iT diEz jUzt AfTeR it BecOmez >BeaUtifUl< n .:puRfeCt:.
    *skittlez

  19. jennifer91 jennifer91
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 2:11pm EDT
    -:-Keep smilin keep shinin-:-
    -x-Knowing you can always count on me for sure-x-
    -:-That's what friends are for-:-
    -x-For good times and bad times-x-
    -:-I'll be on your side forever more-:-
    -x-That's what friends are for-x-
    dats dedicated to all my gurls and guys!!!
    3 lOve ya 3 -x- jEnN -x-
    thats also a song called thats what friends are for by dionne warwick...good song!!!

  20. x6babiigurl9x x6babiigurl9x
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2004 2:12pm EDT
    *yOo qUyZ aRe ThA*
    -oNly ReAsOn-
    ii*m hEa rYtE nOw
    ((ii lOvE yOo*z))
    ii*D diE fOr yOo PpL...
    *sTaNd uHp tO a qUn*
    -qEt sHoT iiN tHa HeAd-
    ! n wAtCh yOo Run !
    ((iLy jEsS sOoOo mUcH. . .I*m hEa FoR yOo AlL tHa wAy...FeEl BeTa...RIP EL))
    <3 sArRa

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