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aerobabii421115
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March 24, 2004 5:09pm UTC

Yo' mama so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!

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aerobabii421115
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 5:11pm UTC

There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, ''That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.''
''So why does he have a wooden leg?'' the tourist asked.
''Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up.''
''So,'' the tourist asked again, ''why does that pig have a wooden leg?''
''Well, a pig that brave you can't eat all at once!''

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aerobabii421115
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 5:13pm UTC

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."
srry if ur blond...dont take it personally... (((if u think blond jokes r insultin cuz ur blond u need to go n get a sense of humor...cuz they're juss jokes)))

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March 24, 2004 5:14pm UTC

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SweeTy_fRm_thA_sOuTh
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 5:16pm UTC

*Watch out!*
My outfit's *ridiculous*, In the club lookin' so *conspicuous*.
And *Rowl*! These women all on the *prowl*, if you hold the *head* steady I'm a *milk* the cow.
Forget about the game I'm a spit the *truth*, I won't stop till I get em in they *birthday* *suits*.
So gimmie the *rhythm* and it'll be off with they *clothes*, then bend over to the *front* and *touch* your toes.
I left the *jag* and I took the *roles*, if they aint *cutting* then I put em on foot *patrol*.
How you like me *now*, when my pinky's valued over *three hundred thousand*,
Lets *drank* you the one to *please*, *Ludacris* fill cups like *double d's*.
*Me* and *Ush* once more and we leave em *dead*, we want a *lady* in the *street* but a *freak* in the *bed* to say
YeAh- UsHeR

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SweeTy_fRm_thA_sOuTh
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 5:24pm UTC

*"You picked the wrong mans wife to go into Mr. Splinter!!"*
-Ramon of of Everybody loves Ramon

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BCHAV
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 5:27pm UTC

If we go down we go down together, best friends means best friends forever. - Taking Back Sunday
WOO thats the best band ever...and a really good quote
me and my firend ZAB iight later- Brit

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theone21
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 5:37pm UTC

EnImEs ArE tHe FrIeNdS wHo KeEp ThE bEsT sEcReTs
{{not the best}}

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xbLiNkBaBy629x
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 6:09pm UTC

-->>He Leaves
He's Gone<<--
-->>Not Coming Back
No More <<--
-->>I Miss Him
Always Will<<--
-->>Never Forget You
Good Luck Where You Are<<--
-->>Juss Hope You Like It
All I Know Is That..<<--
-->> Ima Miss You
*.* I Miss You So0o0o Much Wayde--I Love You... Good Luck In Foster Care.. Always Here For You.. Juss Call If You Need Me.. You Know The Number *.*

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MaNdaLeEe
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 6:13pm UTC

Christopher Robin and I walked along under branches lit up by the [m.o.o.n]
Posing our questions to ,Owl, and ;Eeyore; as our days disappeared all too soon
But I've wandered much further today than I should
and I cant seem to find my way back to the wood
So help me if you can, I've got to get back to the house at {[{Pooh Corner}]} by one
You'd be surprised theres so much to be done
Count all the -bees in the hive-, chase all the -clouds from the sky-
Back to the days of >>Christopher Robin<< and -;Pooh;-
Winnie the Pooh doesnt know what to do, got a .,.hunny jar.,. stuck on his nose
He came to me asking help and advice and from here no one knows where he goes
So I sent him to ask of the Owl if he's there,
How to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear.
K3/\//\/\/ |_ 0 GG | /\/ $ ((kenny loggins))
|
mandaleee*

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aerobabii421115
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 6:14pm UTC

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aerobabii421115
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 6:15pm UTC

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aerobabii421115
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 6:16pm UTC

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posted a quote
March 24, 2004 6:16pm UTC

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posted a quote
March 24, 2004 6:17pm UTC

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 6:20pm UTC

10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd
10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures.
9. Is overly enthusiastic about 'Dungeons and Dragons' and other role playing games.
8. Very familiar with megahertz, wears glasses and, can quote scripture.
7. Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still gets beaten up.
6. Says 'Whom' instead of 'Who.'
5. Is pleased when disruptive individuals are sent to the office, so that they can continue with their learning.
4. Prefers NPR to any music.
3. Gets upset when there is a test or quiz that he did not know about.
2. Rooted for Deep-Blue in the famous chess game.
1. Must be pulled off bridge when not accepted at the college of his choice.

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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 6:22pm UTC

-A stoner stumbles out of a party...
A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled.
The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!"
The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"-
^^ sorry kinda gay!^^

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MaNdaLeEe
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 6:23pm UTC

I had barbeque stain on my white tshirt
She was .>killin me in that mini-skirt.<
Skippin rocks on the river by the railroad tracks
She had a ..sun-tan line.. and _-red lipstick-_
I worked so hard for that .*first kiss*.
... And a heart don't forget somethin like that
~Tim McGraw
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xXbLoNdiEBaYbEeXx
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March 24, 2004 6:26pm UTC

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MaNdaLeEe
posted a quote
March 24, 2004 6:26pm UTC

I gotta be honest;I think you know. We're covered in lies and that's okay..
I hope I can find the words to say..never again, no, no never again.
You're a God and I am not, and I just thought that you would know...
you're a God and I am not and I just thought I'd let you goooo
-VERTICAL HORIZON-
mandaleee*

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