Female Comebacks..when creeps hit on u
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Good could you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: im ganna eat ur thong like a twizler....
Women: (Just walk away)...lol hahaha:-D
^^ i think thats funny^^