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Member Since: 17 Jun 2009 11:45am

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heyy..you, your bootiful!

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heyy!! how you doin!! zeinab here, im 16 years young and living the teenage dream..i blow out the candles on January 8th!!i live for my family and friends, i dont know where i would be without them<3  i'm a really awesome and funny person once you get to know me..i can a bitch if u annoy me though;/ i live everyday to the fullest and dont regret it. im all bout havin fun.WHY NOT??!! im the kinda person that wuld start laughing when its dead silent about something really stupid?!?!?! yuppp that's mee..                                 XOXO
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  1. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    Teacher: where is your homework?
    Student:ohhhh,written in the stars.
    Teacher:how far?
    Student: a million miles away
    Teacher:what's it about?
    Student:a message to the main,ohhhh
    Teacher:is this gonna keep happening?
    Student:seasons come and go, but i will
    never change
    Teacher:TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!
    Student:im on my wayyyyyyy

  2. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    Teacher: where is your homework?
    Student:ohhhh,written in the stars.
    Teacher:how far?
    Student: a million miles away
    Teacher:what's it about?
    Student:a message to the main,ohhhh
    Teacher:is this gonna keep happening?
    Student:seasons come and go, but i will
    never change
    Teacher:TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!
    Student:im on my wayyyyyyy

  3. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    Waitress: Do you have any Questions about the
    menu?
    Me: Yes! What font is this?
    format not mine

  4. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    3 men were drunk, they stopped a taxi, he just switched on the engine n switched it off n told them "we arrived". The 1st guy gave him money. 2nd guy said thanks. But the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them realized that the car didn't move an inch. So he asked, what was that for? Control ur speed next time, u almost killed us.
    credit to: iSniffCoke

  5. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 11:55am UTC
    And if only Justin Bieber had a witty..

  6. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END ITS WORTH IT
    A girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than she planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. when she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this if you truly believe in God PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father" stand up for Him.
    51% won't repost this

  7. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    -&+--------------------
    If Walmart is lowering prices in store everyday,
    Then why isn't everything
    Free yet??.
    -------------0_0-------

  8. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    Without ME, its just AWESO.

  9. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    Lite: the new
    way to spell
    light
    Now with 20% fewer letters:)

  10. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    When you choke a
    smurf..
    what color does it
    turn?
    not mine

  11. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? not mine

  12. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    Keep the Dream Alive.
    Hit the Snooze button
    not mine

  13. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    Click the heart
    if you've ever had your heart broken</3. ♥ mine

  14. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    Having that amazing dream of him,
    and going to school hoping it will come true ♥ .
    ccredit to whoever!!

  15. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥: > He stares at you a lot He hits you a lot(playfully) >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk > You hung up on him. He called you back > You where invited by him to a group outin >He called you to talk about nothing at all. > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.) Now make a wish. > >> > >> > >> > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥ > >> > >> > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥ > >> > >> Ok stop!! Your wish will come true if you repost this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love ! Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  16. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 5:37pm UTC

    Love me, hate me
    I'm still gonna
    SHINE!

  17. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    Don't Look Back
    >> Unless it's a good view..
    format & credit: whoever

  18. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 11:56am UTC
    Proven fact:
    Every time a guy breaks up with you, he feels regretful for doing so later [♥]
    format;justbrowneyes

  19. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    And could you believe?
    That Walt Disney was afraid of mice!!♥
    not my format

  20. zoozooharb zoozooharb
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Girl: 10 years from now are we still gonna be like this?
    Boy:Who Knows. Maybe in 10 years we'll have the same last name..
    not my format

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