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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Carleyb1999 Carleyb1999
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Be a
    FROOT LOOP
    In a world of
    CHEERIOS

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    One Direction in a horror movie
    *killer calls zayn*
    killer: i see you..
    Zayn: do i look good?
    *killer enters kitchen*
    killer: what are you doing?
    niall: making a sandwich
    killer: at a time like this
    niall: there's always time to eat
    *killer opens bedroom door*
    killer: what the..?
    louis: shut the door! can't you see we're busy?
    harry: come back to bed boobear
    killer:...
    *liam goes on twitcam*
    liam: hey guys, there's a killer in the house!
    i think he's trying to hurt us! that isn't very nice..
    killer: i need a new hobby..
    format credit to OneDirection/Quote from tumblr

  4. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    My mind is like Hollister.
    A dark place but filled with hot boys.~

  5. xxmorganx xxmorganx
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL.
    Everyone- Oh my god! I'm going to miss you sooo much! We definitely have to hang out during the summer! Hope you have a good summer! *crying.*
    Me- ........................ I secretly hated you all.
    THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
    Everyone- Oh my god!! Can you believe we're in this grade now? I missed you so much! Haven't seen you since (previous) grade! How was your summer? This is going to be a great year! You've gotten prettier!
    Me- ................. I still hate you all.

  6. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    What the author wrote: The curtains were blue.
    What my teacher thought he meant: The curtains represent a deep dark depression expressed through with the way he talks about the decor of the house.
    What the author meant : The curtains were f/cking blue.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Last day of school:
    Normal people: I'm gonna miss you so much! *Crying*
    Me: I hated you all.

  9. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    "Girls are like an abstract painting.Even though you may not understand it,it is still beautiful."- Unknown.(nmf)

  10. zi2zizzi zi2zizzi
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    OMG, ur so cool cause u smoke and put pics of it on
    facebook!
    FAV TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS!!!

  11. 1DsWifeBby 1DsWifeBby
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    I'm tired of learning life the hard way...
    I wish that being strong was easy♥
    -Hedley♥

  12. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    so relatable #1569
    I don't care what gender you are, I'm calling you dude.

  13. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:25pm UTC
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  14. shellsh0ck* shellsh0ck*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    I just wish one day i can wake up and have enough confidence to ask him to go to the dance with me

  15. 2good2btrue 2good2btrue
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Cheesy Pick-up Lines #37
    "Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
    nmf/all credit goes to: thingsppldontsay

  16. zi2zizzi zi2zizzi
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:24pm UTC
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  17. zi2zizzi zi2zizzi
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Am i the only one who hates it when my mom plays the
    'children are starving in Africa'
    card?

  18. zi2zizzi zi2zizzi
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    "omg this guy with 237 mutual friends just friended me, he must be stalking me because he thinks im the prettiest person EVER!!"
    "i hate it when people who dont care wish me happy birthday."
    "i blocked her because shes a mean person"
    " 'how many friends do u have' 'like 600' 'ohh i have 1,083... awkward' 'doesnt really matter' 'YES IT DOES' "
    people please,
    it is FACBOOK!

  19. zi2zizzi zi2zizzi
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:05am UTC
    so my dad...
    made me email an essay to a teacher that i had already turned in, and i yelled at him for being stupid about this telling him that ill never get that 5 minues back and that i should be doing something inportiant with my life. and he said "ohh yea, one direction videos and witty"... and i said " well u lost more than 5 minutes, u lost ur whole life to crap like the Stooges and other old man sh*t"
    i won.

  20. Jennifer2k12 Jennifer2k12
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:03am UTC
    We are girls ♥ we run around the house while we brush our teeth. We read the shampoo bottle in the shower. We laugh at our own jokes before we tell them. We can read a sentence 10 times without understanding it ... We go into the shower and forget our towels, so we have to take a risky run to our bedrooms hoping nobody sees us. We push doors, even when the bold letters in front of us say PULL.
    We...... Say, "What?" even if we have understood everything someone has said. We hate it when the wind messes up our hair. We can see the same movie 10 times. We have to call our own phone to find it. We can look at the clock without seeing what time it is. We turn the pillow over to lie on the cold side. We set the alarm clock to ring earlier in the morning so we can lay in longer. Before we go to bed, we calculate how many hours we get to sleep,We try and do things before the microwave beeps,Close the fridge door really slow to see if the light stays on,Try and balance the light switch between on and off. Copy this if you recognise yourself :) ♥

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