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zeebracorn

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Member Since: 18 Sep 2013 08:36am

Last Seen: 2 Oct 2013 09:12am

Gender: M

user id: 371855

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I'm a zeebracorn that farts stripes, not rainbows. Unicorns are so Presteigous, Farting Rainbows and stuff. They all need to go somewhere. Stealing all the zeebracorn attention.
  1. zeebracorn zeebracorn
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 8:50am UTC
    Dont make decicions when you're angry,
    And don't make promises when you're happy

  2. zeebracorn zeebracorn
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    People usually like me, until they see my face

  3. zeebracorn zeebracorn
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 8:39am UTC
    If a zombie apocolypse happened in vegas, would it stay in Vegas?

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