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  1. yourhilariousgirl yourhilariousgirl
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    are you disney channel because you're annoying as hell


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Artekis Artekis
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    G - God.
    A - Accepts.
    Y - You.

  5. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 11:27am UTC
    I may not know how to cook,
    but THANK GOD i know how to graph an exponential function!

  6. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 11:32am UTC
    That awkward moment when you
    test the gravity, but everyone thinks you tripped.

  7. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    If you can change your thoughts and views, you can change
    your world.

  8. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Are you a Goldfish cracker?
    Because you always make me smile, no matter what my mood.

  9. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    Math test: 1+1
    Me: Hmmm I think it's 2 but let me get out my calculator and check.

  10. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    Really Beatrice, really?
    like if you know where this is from ;D

  11. haynaww_17 haynaww_17
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    Little do you know
    I follow you on each social network.

  12. YOLO3903 YOLO3903
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Get pregnant, get drunk, have swag because #YOLO

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    My relationship with my boyfriend
    is like the square root of -1. It doesn't exist.

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    Should I start going outside more
    or do you think that would throw off the balance of the universe

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Me: ~tries to catch a grenade for you~
    Me: ~misses~
    Grenade: ~lands on the ground and explodes, ki.l.ling everyone within a 15 meter radius~

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    Me: ~dies~
    Everyone: Aww. Krista was a wonderful girl, RIP!
    An aunt of mine: How did she die at such a young age? So sad.
    My mom: Well, my husband and I found her in front of her computer a couple days ago with a website called.. what what it... tumbling? Tumbling-er... Tumblr? I have no idea. Anyway, there were these moving pictures of a young boy.. I believe his name was Dan something? Dan Howell? We did a autotopsy on Krista and they say she died from a lack of oxygen from looking at the pictures. So unfortunate...

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 11:38am UTC
    Okay so my sister was graduating
    from elementary school a couple days ago and there is like this disc of pictures and my family and I were watching it last night and there were these two twins with the last name of 'Artakis'. So anyway these girls had like tons of pictures and my sister was complaining, "Why do they get so many pictures!!" and my mom said, "they artakin' the spotlight" omfg

  18. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    When I discover a new Youtuber
    I either watch only one of their videos or watch all of their videos there is no inbetween


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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