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youonlyliveonce123

1. youonlyliveonce123
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 1:23pm UTC
   Teenage Post #1 :
   I wonder what goes through your mind when someone mentions my name to you.
   
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2. youonlyliveonce123
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 1:21pm UTC
   Fav if you think ;
   Summer should have a speeding ticket!
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   
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3. youonlyliveonce123
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 1:09pm UTC
   Be yourself.
   Everyone else is taken.
   
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4. youonlyliveonce123
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 10:16pm UTC
   Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
   Guy 2: Why..
   Guy 1:To get to the annoy persons house.
   Guy 1:Knock Knock..
   Guy 2: Whoose there?
   Guy 1: The chicken.
   Guy 2:
   Guy 2:
   Guy 2: -.-
   
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5. youonlyliveonce123
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 10:17pm UTC
   You are like the first slice of bread
   Everyone touches you .. but nobody wants you.
   
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6. youonlyliveonce123
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 10:11pm UTC
   Boys have it so easy...
   I HAVE DEPRESSION :(
   
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7. youonlyliveonce123
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 10:08pm UTC
   Cute Boys: Would you like to be the sun of my life?
   Me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS<3
   Cute Boys: Good then stay 9,123,124 miles away from me!
   
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8. youonlyliveonce123
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 10:05pm UTC
   Me: Did you ever see the clown that hides from gay people at Wallmart?
   Brother : No..?
   Me: HAHAHAHAH!
   Brother: -_-
   
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9. youonlyliveonce123
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 10:02pm UTC
   I use
   SARCASM
   instead of punching you in the face...
   Don't push it though.
   
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10. youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    (LONG BUT WORTH READING)
    My uncle lives 3,000 miles away..
    Every time he sees me he always lectures me about life
    the last time he saw me he made a great point
    NOBODY IS PERFECT.
    Think about it..
    Perfect
    is different to everyone..
    you can never have the ;
    perfect hair
    perfect smile
    perfect face'
    perfect body
    Because every guy has
    a different type of looking at a girl and saying
    "Wow she's perfect"
    
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11. youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    What do you call an aligator wearing a vest ?
    ...an investigator
    (im laughing way more than i should be)
    
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12. youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Isn't it funny how
    day
    by
    day
    nothing changes
    but when you
    look back
    everything is different...
    
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13. youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    BESTFRIENDS can become STRANGERS
    just as easy as
    STRANGERS can become BESTFRIENDS
    
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14. youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    //////////People who say that
    Nothing is INposible
    obviously
    never tried stapling water to a tree\\\\\\
    
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15. youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    HIGHLIGHT TO READ;
    YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
    
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16. youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Be with the boy that changes your life
    Not just your relationship status.
    
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17. youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    RULE OF MATH:
    If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong ;p
    
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18. youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    "SWAG"
    doesn't have to involve being a jerk to girls..
    
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19. youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    WHEN
    your mom
    thinks you have
    attitude when all
    you did was answer
    her question
    
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20. youonlyliveonce123
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Today I got braces
    Everyone: OMG! Did you get braces?!
    Me: nahhhh, i just decided to be dazzle my teeth!
    
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