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Hi, I'm Claire. I'm 15 the New Years ball pratically drops just for me, && a freshman. My favorite colors blue. I love music, reading, watching movies, talking and hanging out with freinds. Sence like no ones reading this now im gonna tell jokes so if you are reading comment on my page and tell me what you think of my lame/funny-ish jokes.
 
yourethemusictomyears.tumblr.com
What did the egg say to the boiling water? it's gonna take me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by a chick(;
Harry Potter Pick-up line- My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because shes dead!
haha, ill think of more later but comment me for more good ones to put up.
AHHH I HAVE NOTHING TO PUT HERE<3


Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

  1. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     July 22, 2010 12:07pm UTC
    9 Things I Hate About Everyone
    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
    2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
    - Unknown
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  2. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     July 19, 2010 1:41am UTC
    why
    are you
    so diffrent over
    texting rather
    then in
    person?
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  3. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     June 28, 2010 1:30am UTC
    when im bord.
    i reread
    are old conversations.
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  4. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     June 28, 2010 1:28am UTC
    why cant you text me first?
    -just a question.
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  5. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     June 28, 2010 1:25am UTC
    in science.
    when we were fooling around.
    i realized that.
    i rather hold your hand.
    then let go.
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  6. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     June 14, 2010 4:09pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    your with your best friends and a guy
    and they all start saying
    "awee. you two would look so cute together."
    and you just look at each other with nothing to say.
    but in your head your saying.
    i know we would.
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  7. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     June 9, 2010 5:00pm UTC
    dont be hatin' cuz im
    beautiful!
    haa. good timess.
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  8. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     June 8, 2010 4:25pm UTC
    when i called myself fatt.
    and you gave me that
    ohh no you did not just say that look
    and said. "pshh. noo."
    boyy you made my day.
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  9. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     May 17, 2010 9:45pm UTC
    livestrong
    ♥
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  10. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     May 17, 2010 9:40pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    your with your best friends and a guy
    and they all start saying
    "awee. you two would look so cute together."
    and you just look at each other with nothing to say.
    but in your head your saying.
    i know we would.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 49 points
  11. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     May 16, 2010 7:41pm UTC
    boy your perfect with your,
    baby blue eyes
    strawberry blonde hair
    and amazing sence of humor
    your the one that i want
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  12. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
     May 9, 2010 10:50pm UTC
    -time for a new me-
    [x] a_new_start [x]
    another ♥ begining
    <--a second chance-->
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