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Hi, I'm Claire. I'm 15 the New Years ball pratically drops just for me, && a freshman. My favorite colors blue. I love music, reading, watching movies, talking and hanging out with freinds. Sence like no ones reading this now im gonna tell jokes so if you are reading comment on my page and tell me what you think of my lame/funny-ish jokes.
 
yourethemusictomyears.tumblr.com
What did the egg say to the boiling water? it's gonna take me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by a chick(;
Harry Potter Pick-up line- My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because shes dead!
haha, ill think of more later but comment me for more good ones to put up.
AHHH I HAVE NOTHING TO PUT HERE<3


Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

  1. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    Follow me on twitter for a follow back! @claire__dugan!

  2. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    other stereotypical Internet girls: I hang out with guys because there's less drama than with girls.
    me: I hang out by myself
    me: there's no drama
    me: and I don't have to wear pants.

  3. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    We were best friends,
    I screwed up
    and I'm sorry.
    I wish there was something i could do,
    to have our friend ship back.

  4. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    I want a boy,
    who will love me like my mommy,
    protect me like my daddy,
    be my best friend like my sister,
    and goof around with me like my brother.

  5. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    Dear girl saying,
    50 likes and I'll give him a hug.
    100 I'll ask him out.
    200 I'll ll him how I really feel.
    You are so screwed.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 11:26am UTC
    Purposely forgetting a hoodie for the
    football game,
    just so you can wear
    his jacket. ....

    nmf

  7. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    My daily workout?
    Putting on my skinny jeans.
    You do your basic
    -lunges
    -jumping
    -and squats.
    What more could you need?

  8. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    "quick, act dead."
    *friend walks threw the door.*
    "Ooo, you got me..morons."

  9. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    The memories she cherishes
    he doesn't even remember.

  10. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    can you find the gay one?
    ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
    ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
    ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
    oh that's right, you can't.
    because they're all HAPPY.

  11. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    *o n e n e w m e s s a g e *
    From: Him
    I like you and you are absolutely
    beautiful
    Don't we all want this?

  12. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    My name is
    Junie B. Jones.
    the "B" stands for «
    Beatrice. Except,
    I don't like
    Beatrice. I just like
    "B"
    and that's all.
    nmf

  13. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    Sweeeet
    it's not like I just spend a hour making a
    qoute to only get seven ♥'s or anything.

  14. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    I want a boy;
    who will jump in puddles with me.
    who will wrestle with me.
    who will shove ice cream in my face.
    who will race me to the door.
    who will bet me for kisses and still make me loose.
    who will pick me up and spin me around.
    who will be my best friend.
    who will squirt water guns at me
    who, at night, who will dance in his pajamas with me.
    who will surprise me with 25 cent ring
    who will have contest of how far we can spit our gum.
    who is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times.
    who will throw stuffed animals at me when I act dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.
    And most of all, love me for me.
    A

  15. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    Don't regret anything
    that ever made
    you smile.

  16. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    Dear dentists,
    Bull sh*t you don't know how schools been.
    sincerely,
    Ajlfd rgoj shgro fdrs.

  17. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    Don't promise when you're happy.
    Do not reply when you're angry.
    & Do not decide when your sad.

  18. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    Hope for the best,
    expect the worst,
    life is a play we're unrehearsed.

  19. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    If you don't live for something,
    you die for nothing.

  20. you_know_you_want_me you_know_you_want_me
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    Don't be the girl who wants the man,
    be the girl the man wants.

:)

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