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yomomma

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Member Since: 6 Dec 2008 09:48pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 59731

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  1. yomomma yomomma
    posted a quote
     December 6, 2008 10:36pm UTC
    Your momma's so OLD...
    she dated GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!
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  2. yomomma yomomma
    posted a quote
     December 6, 2008 10:34pm UTC
    Your momma's so UGLY...
    she makes blind children cry!
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  3. yomomma yomomma
    posted a quote
     December 6, 2008 10:31pm UTC
    Your momma's so UGLY...
    she got mistaken for...
    YOU!!!!
    jk :)
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  4. yomomma yomomma
    posted a quote
     December 6, 2008 10:28pm UTC
    Your momma's so UGLY...
    children dress up as her for Halloween.
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  5. yomomma yomomma
    posted a quote
     December 6, 2008 10:21pm UTC
    Your momma's so FAT...
    she has more CHINS than the Chinese phonebook
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  6. yomomma yomomma
    posted a quote
     December 6, 2008 10:20pm UTC
    Your momma's so STUPID...
    she went to China to try out for America's Next Top Model.
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  7. yomomma yomomma
    posted a quote
     December 6, 2008 10:15pm UTC
    Your momma's so STUPID...
    she thought surfing the web was something spiders did for fun.
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  8. yomomma yomomma
    posted a quote
     December 6, 2008 10:11pm UTC
    Your momma's so STUPID...
    she asked what time the 6 o'clock news was on.
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  9. yomomma yomomma
    posted a quote
     December 6, 2008 10:08pm UTC
    Your momma's so STUPID...
    that when a yellow school bus filled with people wearing white drove by, she chased it shouting, "I want that Twinkie!!!"
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  10. yomomma yomomma
    posted a quote
     December 6, 2008 10:03pm UTC
    Your momma's so fat...
    She jumped up and got stuck.
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