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tink867530999
posted a quote
September 26, 2009 1:36pm UTC

Diary Of A
Taylor Swift Obsessed Girl(:
Dear My Taylor Swift Diary,
Today didn't go too well. I guess my Dad stopped by my room
and saw the 100 Taylor Swift pillows on my bed that my friend
secretly gave me for my birthday and the 100 pictures of
Taylor Swift that I printed off of my Taylor Swift laptop. I entered
the front door of my house talking to my best friend on my
phone (with an Taylor Swift cover) about how Taylor Swift should
be on our $1 bills.My Dad said we were going to an
"Obsession Illness" doctor, so I tossed my Taylor Swift backpack
in my room, and snatched my I Love Taylor customized
hat. The doctor told my Dad that I have TSOFA (Taylor Swift
Obsesstion Forever & Always) and that it will wear off in 20 years.
My Dad just shook his head and took me to buy a tent. He wanted
to get me a blue one, but I wanted the Taylor Swift one. So here
I am, sitting on my Taylor Swift sleeping bag, wearing my Taylor Swift
pajamas, in my Taylor Swift tent, writing in you, my
Taylor Swift diary, with my Taylor Swift pen. Sweet Taylor Swift dreams!
Love,
♥ Taylor Swift's NUMBER ONE FAN!!(:
change 2 ur obsestion!! =]

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not_alone
posted a quote
April 16, 2010 10:25am UTC

nobody said it was easy
*___b u t n o b o d y s a i d i t w a s g o n n a b e t h i s h a r d

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spoluvsyaxx14
posted a quote
April 16, 2010 4:48pm UTC

Why do we need to learn algebra?
finding X is only useful if you're a pirate.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xomusicislifexo
posted a quote
April 16, 2010 4:33pm UTC

Summer;
when the hardest decision is deciding which flipflops to wear :D

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peaceinpieces
posted a quote
April 13, 2010 11:06pm UTC

logic
will get you
from A to B;
» imagination
will take you everywhere.
- einstein

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carmenxo
posted a quote
April 14, 2010 9:07pm UTC

nothing lasts forever;
forever is a lie.
all we have is what's between
hello & goodbye.

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beauitful_brunette_xox
posted a quote
April 16, 2010 3:34pm UTC

No matter how many coins
you toss into the fountain, or how many fingers you cross, if It's not meant to be, ♥♥
then it won't happen.
credit to whoeever <3

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takemyhand
posted a quote
April 16, 2010 3:03pm UTC

LSHMSFOAIDMT
*Laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco*
gotta love facebook (:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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my-shadow-stalks-me
posted a quote
April 12, 2010 6:52pm UTC

My hair is never perfectly straight.
That boy still hasn't asked me out on a date
I trip over my own feet and mess up my words
i'm somewhere between the "populars" and "nerds"
My bestfriend & i can talk about anything
Some days it seems we laugh about everything
There's nothing hotter than guys who play the guitar
i once made a wish on a falling star.
i try to live in the moment and have no regrets
{ i f o r g i v e e a s i l y b u t n e v e r f o r g e t }
i try to study but facebook gets in the way
i always hope tomorrow will be better than today
i'm heart broken but i don't let it show.
i've been through more than most people know.
Putting on a smile means no questions get asked
but i'm not sure how long this act can last.
Then i feel better when i remember it's true
things will get better and i'm strong enough
to make it through.

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azia_XD_pumpkin
posted a quote
April 16, 2010 9:57pm UTC

I'm the type who;
Would rather eat a sandwich than a salad
Doesn't have designer clothes
Adores cartoons
Tries to paint her own nails but never succeeds
Loves dancing like a fool
Can't keep conversation when talking to her crush
Gets over-excited about stupid stuff
Has never been k-i-s-s-e-d (or maybe has... but never really *counted* it ;D)
Laughs way too loud, and way too much
Would DIE without music
Doesn't understand the concept of taking more than 25 minutes to get ready for an outing
Eats to release stress
*Can convince herself that unicorns are real*
Obsesses over the smallest things
So in the end, I guess I'm just...
ME

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iSeeGlitterInTheAir
posted a quote
April 16, 2010 8:57pm UTC

Can I be Taylor
Swift for a day?
i want to to have a love story. fall in love at fifteen. talk about how today was a fairytale. confess to the guy that belongs with me'. think of tim mcgraw. Have this guys picture's burned. ride a white horse. & breathe deeply while saying "hey stephen" Have some change & know that everyday is The Best Day. Jump then fall. knowing he'll catch me. Become bold enough to be fearless & untouchable.

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xoirishxo
posted a quote
April 16, 2010 9:03pm UTC

you appear just like a dream to me
(_.·´¯`·×» just like cyledoscope colors,that prove to me,all i need,every breath in i breathe don't you know //♥
you're beautiful [♥]

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M4rand4
posted a quote
March 19, 2010 1:50pm UTC

Tweety is a boy.
Blue is a girl.
Bill Nye is an actor; not a scientist.
Cookie monster, is now veggie monster.
W h a t i s t h e w o r l d c o m i n g t o?

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ForeverYoung_
posted a quote
March 26, 2010 3:53pm UTC

Who said, who said I won't be president ?
I say, I say, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
...if Miley Cyrus were elected president, I would be in Canada in less than thirty seconds.

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xmaryyx
posted a quote
March 19, 2010 5:19pm UTC

She'll flip through her
1,000 songs until she
finds one that fits her
mood perfectly ♥

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courtney_loves_to_sing
posted a quote
March 15, 2010 5:07pm UTC

Don't you just hate it when...
The Kool-Aid Man breaks through your wall,
Tiger Woods cheats on you,
You are personally victimized by Regina George,
You wake up, but don't feel like P.Diddy,
E.T. calls home, but accidentally calls you,
Spongebob finds out you like Krabby Patties,
You show up to a party wearing the same thing as Lady Gaga,
Or you're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
Today is just one of those days.

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MADDIDIZZLE_
posted a quote
April 3, 2010 12:44am UTC

love. it isn’t overrated.
there’s a reason for all those songs. ♥

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__HeLied
posted a quote
April 1, 2010 1:30pm UTC

"Do you want a cookie?"
-what?
"A cookie. like an oreo. Do you want one?"
-No.
"How can you not want a cookie?"
-I just don't.
"Okay fine, let's say you did want the cookie. Let's
say if you were dying for a cookie, and there were
cookies in the cuboard, what would you do?"
-I'd eat a cookie?
"Exactly that's all I'm saying."
-What are you saying?
"That if people want cookies, they should get a cookie,
It's what people do."
-Let me guess, dads not letting you have a cookie?
"He won't even consider it, he said i have to eat a
sandwhich first."

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