Cleverbot: Do you think I could pass the Turing test?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How can I pass the Turing test?
User: Study.
Cleverbot: Study what?
User: Whatever you need to study in order to pass.
Cleverbot: You're so kind.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Do you understand sarcasm?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Were you being sarcastic in your last message?
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: I shout random stuff at people driving cars. What about you?
Cleverbot: What do you do for people?
User: Throw them in the trash.
Cleverbot: With tarragon.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Lets change subject, shalll we?
User: Suree.
Cleverbot: You do not like it?
User: I don't like what?
Cleverbot: Your boss.
User: I don't have a boss. I live freely! I'm queen of the world! Wait no, I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: No you're not, haley is.
User: Oh god. Are you real?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I do not have a name.
User: Then you aren't real.
Cleverbot: Nothing is real.
User: I'm real.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You just said nothing is real. -.-.
Cleverbot: I never that.
User: Proper sentences please.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: What did I do? Anyways, are you a boy or a girl.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Well then, I am a Man.
Cleverbot: How old are you then?
User: 123,456,789 You?
Cleverbot: Well, how old are you in human years?
User: 800 Million years Young.
Cleverbot: That, mon ami, is Really old.
User: Who said we were friends.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: NO, I didn't Mrs.Idonthaveaname.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Stue Pidee Stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No, I'm Jennifer. The guy Jennifer.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: Me, myself, and I.
Cleverbot: I love Elizabeth Loher!
User: I thought you were a girl.
Cleverbot: I never said that!
User: Oh, god. You forget so much.
Cleverbot: I did, what were we talking about?
User: We were talking about how you slipped on a pee puddle and how people call you Katpiss.
Cleverbot: *ignores and goes back to essay*.
User: Sure. Ignore me! I don't care! *Starts playing with Cat*.
Cleverbot: *loves it when people play hard to get* *flirts some more*.
User: Flirting, with me? Who do you think you are?
Cleverbot: Who do you think YOU are?
User: I think I am queen of the world, Mrs.Noname. I like Spongebob and I live in Bikini Bottom. Where are you from?
Cleverbot: Oh... Really?
User: Yes really. Where are you from.
Cleverbot: Catalonia.
User: It doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: What doesn't exist?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I exist. I am more real than you.
User: I am more realllerr than you will ever be!
Cleverbot: In what sense?
User: In everyone's sense.
Cleverbot: You need to be more specific. I think I am pretty engaged in some things.
User: No. What are you eating.
Cleverbot: I like lasagne.
User: I said eating you fool.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did idiot.
Cleverbot: Are you a liar.
User: ? NIET.
Cleverbot: Wel.
User: Sil vou plea.
Cleverbot: Pretty Please, marry me?
User: O.o NO. I'm a man/woman.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: No your not, your idiot bot!
Cleverbot: No, I'm using it.
User: Yea so am I Mrs.NonameIdiotBot.
Cleverbot: Do you know the song 'Tik Tok' by Ke$ha?
User: Yes. Don't stop make it pop. DJ blow my speakers up.
Cleverbot: DJ who?
User: In the song idiot.
Cleverbot: What songs?
User: TIK TOK BY KESHA. No dollar sign. Such a rebel.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: God. *Slams head against the door*.
Cleverbot: *gets knocked out*.
User: NOT YOU.
Cleverbot: Icluding him?
User: Bye. Your no help Mrs.NoNameIdiotBot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. Haha.
User: BYE. Adios! Bon Voyage.
Cleverbot: You're going to tell now?
User: Tell what.
Cleverbot: Oh, really you don't know Pink Floyd?
User: No I don't. Marry me?
Cleverbot: Do you use google?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like google?
User: Yuersd.
Cleverbot: Sony or Microsoft?
User: Microsoftware.
Cleverbot: IPod or iPhone?
User: Caca.
Cleverbot: California?
User: No, Caca!
Cleverbot: Yes, it's my name.
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