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xxxdivaxxx

1. xxxdivaxxx
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2011 3:04am UTC
   I
   CANNOT LIVE
   WITHOUT MY PHONE<3
   FAV IF YOUR OBSESSED
   WITH YOUR PHONE
   
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2. xxxdivaxxx
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2011 1:59am UTC
   SITTING HERE STARING AT A GIRLS MAUSTACHE
   
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3. xxxdivaxxx
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2011 8:57am UTC
   Fav If Your A Ninja
   
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4. xxxdivaxxx
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 6:41am UTC
   Last Night I Lay In Bed Looking Up In The
   Sky An I though To Myself, Where The
   Heck Is The Ceiling.
   
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5. xxxdivaxxx
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 3:30am UTC
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   The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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6. xxxdivaxxx
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 3:09am UTC
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   There are no stupid questions, just stupid
   people.
   
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7. xxxdivaxxx
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 2:26am UTC
   Its Better To Have Loved A Little Then To Not Have Loved At All
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8. xxxdivaxxx
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 6:00am UTC
   Why Doesn't A Hamburger Have Ham
   ♥
   
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9. xxxdivaxxx
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 5:53am UTC
   *****
   Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven But Nobody Wants To Die
   *****
   
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10. xxxdivaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 5:48am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Never Go Too a Doctor Who's Office Plant Has Died...
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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11. xxxdivaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 5:39am UTC
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    "DUCT TAPE IS LIKE THE FORCE. IT HAS A LIGHT SIDE AND A DARK SIDE, AND IT HOLDS THE WORLD TOGETHER"♥
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12. xxxdivaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 5:30am UTC
    FLYING IS LEARNING HOW TO THROW YOURSELF AT THE GROUND AND MISS
    
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13. xxxdivaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 5:26am UTC
    IF YOU DIE IN AN ELEVATOR, BE SURE TO PUSH THE UP BUTTON
    remake of old quote
    
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14. xxxdivaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:21am UTC
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    "I recently read that love is entirely a
    matter of chemistry. That must be why my
    Husband treats me like toxic waste.
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15. xxxdivaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:15am UTC
    "If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in a sack, don't worry it's just because I wanted you for Christmas"
    
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16. xxxdivaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:03am UTC
    "If Santa comes down the chimney this year and
    tries to stuff you in a sack, don't worry it's just
    because I wanted you for Christmas" <3<3<3
    
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17. xxxdivaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 3:55am UTC
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    "Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. <3
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18. xxxdivaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 3:42am UTC
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    O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
    Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
    Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
    And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
    -----------♥-----------
    
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19. xxxdivaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 3:35am UTC
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    IT DOSN'T MATTER WHERE YOU GO IN LIFE
    What You Do Or How Much You Have
    Its Who You Have Beside You
    Im So Glad I have You♥
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20. xxxdivaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 3:23am UTC
    They Didn't agree about much in fact,
    They rarely agree on anything,
    They fought all the time,
    And challenged each other everyday,
    But despite all there differences...
    THEY WERE CRAZY BOUT EACH OTHER <3
    
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