Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

xxxBayBayxxx

  1. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 3:12pm UTC
    Hold on to your .:innocence:.
    it leaves so quickly these days
    so true dont cha think?

  2. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 2:56pm UTC
    && I'll ignore everyone of them
    because i only want you a ©e

  3. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 2:40pm UTC
    ♥J I always fall J♥
    for the boy that makes me laugh

  4. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 2:05pm UTC
    See that boy over there? ---->
    he's my {e v e r y t h i n g}

  5. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2009 7:19pm UTC
    I'm not your average girl
    and the sooner you understand that,
    the sooner i'll be yours

  6. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2009 6:52pm UTC
    && it makes me feel so damn stupid
    When i'm talking to you
    But then you look into my eyes
    and i have no clue what i was talking about
    K

  7. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2009 3:28pm UTC
    15 ways to have fun at Mcdonalds!
    1. Order a happy meal and after you eat it shout "THIS DIDNT MAKE ME HAPPY AT ALL!"
    2. Order a taco
    3. Ask if the kids meal is made out of real kids
    4. Glue a quarter to the ground and see how many people try to pick it up
    5. Watch your food (on the tray) slide down the kiddie slide in the play area
    6. Go to Burger King, get food, go to Mcdonalds, eat it, then tell the everyone how good it was
    7. Get a taco from Taco Bell, eat it at Mcdonalds, stand on the table and say "Mcdonalds makes the best tacos"
    8. Clog the toilets with hamburgers
    9. Ask the cashier random person questions like "are you married? how much are you paid?"
    10. Jump on the tables and dance to the macerena
    11. Eat brownies, spit them out at the cashier and yell "THESE BROWNIES TASTE HORRIBLE!!!"
    12. Put ice cream around your mouth and run around yelling " ive got rabbies!!!"
    13. Order a Big Mac, then when you get your meal act surprised and say "Wheres my toy?!?"
    14. Take some of the toys, put them in line, stand behind them and yell "WHATS THE HOLD UP??"
    15. When the cashier asks you what you want, lean in and say "are you on the menu?"
    hehehe lovee these....some mine some not....have fun :D

  8. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2009 2:35pm UTC
    Wow I have no Life #6
    the average woman consumes six pounds of
    lipstick in her lifetime
    mmm delicious :q

  9. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2009 12:54pm UTC
    Wow I have no Life #5
    no word in the English language rhymes
    with silver, purple, or orange...(door hindge doesn't count :P)
    comment if u know more words

  10. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2009 12:50pm UTC
    Wow I have no Life #4
    Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist
    than men are
    hmmm wonder why

  11. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2009 6:25pm UTC
    got me like
    Wooo~Hooo
    and when i think about you
    thats the first thing that come to my mind
    im like
    Wooo~Hooo
    baby you can get it all
    you can get it all

  12. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2009 4:23pm UTC
    Wow I have no Life #3
    One in every four Americans have appeared on television
    really makes you wonder.... :)

  13. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2009 10:19pm UTC
    Wow I have no Life #2
    Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland
    beacause he doesn't wear pants
    hehe

  14. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2009 10:12pm UTC
    Wow I have no Life #1
    no word in the English language rhymes with
    ""month""
    comment if u know a word or
    if i should make more bc i dont have a life :P

  15. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    Mom: why are you ~failing~ Spanish???
    ((answer #1)) Well theres this boy that sits next to me and im completely in love with him....in spanish i just get so distracted with trying to count the colors in his eyes and drawing hearts on my notebooks...
    ((answer #2)) I don't know
    i think i'll stick with answer #2
    ha does this even make sense? :P comment

  16. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2009 6:17pm UTC
    Constant Battle
    Head vs. Heart

  17. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 8:22pm UTC
    I saw your name in her profile
    and for a second i couldn't breathe

  18. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 7:07pm UTC
    Vestiphobia
    the fear of clothing
    :P

  19. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 10:25am UTC
    Sometimes love can be {magic}
    But sometimes {magic} is just an ------> illusion
    mine i think <3

  20. xxxBayBayxxx xxxBayBayxxx
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 11:20pm UTC
    Heyyyy!
    You made my heart skip a beat!
    That can't be safe....

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles