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  1. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 11:08pm UTC
    Team Edward
    [except when Jacob is shirtless]

  2. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 11:02pm UTC
    Alice
    quirkier than you
    since 1901
    Jasper
    smpother than you
    since 1843
    Rosalie
    prettier than you
    since 1915
    Emmett
    stronger than you
    since 1915
    Esme
    kinder than you
    since 1895
    Carlisle
    smarter than you
    since 1643
    Edward
    sexier than you
    since 1901
    Bella
    luckier than you
    since 1989
    Renesmee
    rarer than you
    since 2008
    Seth
    braver than you
    since 1992
    Volturi
    scarier than you
    since 988 BC
    Caius
    doing the dirty work
    since 988 BC
    Aro
    greedier than you
    since 988 BC
    Jane
    eviler than you
    since C. 1700
    redo of old quote- added some people

  3. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 10:36pm UTC
    100 reasons to love Twilight 8/10
    71. motivation for school (biology;])
    72. You become more sporty. [camping, baseball, cliff diving]
    73. Being a brunette has it's advantages.
    74. It's awesome.
    75. There's only one man Chuck Norris was ever afraid of and that's Edward Cullen ;]
    76. Edwards hotter than Potter (lol, it ryhmes!)
    77.Speaking of hottness... Twilight probably has the hottest cast, EVER.
    78. Awesomeness. (plant the seed) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZRkFVIfYm8]
    79. Watching people's reactions to the trailers:watching people's reactions to the trailers.
    [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4w_Ybm0by8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ewittyprofiles%2Ecom%2Fauthor%2FPopCulture&feature=player_embedded]
    80. You learn new words. (expand your vocabulary)

  4. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 10:36pm UTC
    100 Reasons to love Twilight 7/10
    61."I love you's" were never corny. They were never forced and the timings were always just right.
    62. Edward and Bella's chemistry is explosive. Every look, kiss, touch, is memorable.
    63. It's what every girl wishes she could have
    64. It makes you stop and think about keeping your virtue until you're married.
    65. Saying "La Push, baby!" is fun to say.
    66. Sexy was born in 1901. They named him Edward Cullen.
    67. Vamptastic baseball.
    68. One word... Twi-con
    69. Snappy comebacks. ("go imprint yourself")
    70. Expanding your reading material. (Wuthering heights, Romeo and Juliet, ect.)

  5. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2009 7:57pm UTC
    100 reasons to love Twilight 6/10
    51. It gives you something to look forward to [counting down the days till the next movie.]
    52. A good Twilight debate between lovers and haters.
    53. You can re-read them over and over and they never get old
    54. myspace apps such as 'addicted to Twilight'
    55. It is by far the best saga I've ever read. [and i read alot]
    56. It's the most epic romance since the Titanic (hollywood.com)
    57. It's a full-blown pop culture pheneomenom. (Gina McIntyre, Los Angeles Times)
    58. You never know what's gonna happen next.
    59. More then 7 million fans so theres obviously something amazingly awesome about it.
    60. If you start reading it you can't put it down.

  6. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2009 7:43pm UTC
    100 Reasons to love Twilight 5/10
    41.Jacob is the sweetest friend you could ever have.
    42. The conflict of being sort of in love with your best friend
    43. The whole "TEAM EDWARD!" "TEAM JACOB!" "TEAM SWITZERLAND!"
    44. All the cool quizes and merchandise
    45. midnight showings are epic.
    46. The sheer joy of being part of the Twilight community
    47. We prefer "Twerds" over Twi-tards" [thank you vey much]
    48. Jacob's blonde jokes [you can't help cracking up]
    49. Saying something Twilight related and then saying "It's a Twilight thing, you wouldn't understand."
    50. Jacob Black is hot!

  7. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2009 1:41pm UTC
    100 reasons to love Twilight 4/10
    31. Bella's lullaby is the most beautiful song ever!
    32. Esme is super sweet.
    33. It gives you an escape from the real world into something that's magical and beautiful.
    34. It's extreamly educational for a romance novel.
    35. It gives fanfiction a whole new meaning.
    36. It's a forbidden love, a modern-day Romeo and Juliet
    37. Vampires: They're still imortal and drink blood but now their gorgeous and improved to the max
    38. We can relate to Bella.
    39. The amazing plot. IT's not just a sappy love story. It has suspense and adventure in every page.
    40. The story is clean but you still get the idea of what's going on.

  8. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2009 11:17am UTC
    100 Reasons to love Twilight 3/10
    21.Cloudy weather can't bother you anymore
    22.The covers are pretty [covers of the books]
    23. It's how we all wish our lives were
    24. The wardrobe in the movie is incredible!
    25. It shows that love is stronger than hate.
    26. It gives girls a reason to stop texting and read a book
    27. It makes girls want to be normal instead of stuck up and snobby
    28. Guys DO like it. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPQVaFqMwk&feature=related]
    29. It's a great discussion starter
    30. It can make you fall in love with a fictional character

  9. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2009 10:12am UTC
    100 reasons to love Twilight 2/10
    11. Emmett: shows you not to judge a book by it's cover
    [he looks intimidating but is really funny and like a teddy bear]
    12. Rosalie: Even the perfect pretty girls can have a troubling past
    13. It gves you hope for a happy ending
    14. It's proof that soulmates exist
    15. It has the most amazing quotes
    16 It gives older girls their own fairytale.
    [kind of silly for a bunch of teenagers to be obsesed with Cinderella]
    17. It let's you believe in love at first sight...or smell
    18. Every girl wants two hot guys fighting oer her
    19. There's a guy for everyone.
    [Jasper, Edward, Emmett, Carlsile, James, Jacob, Seth]
    20. It's raising the standwards for guys.

  10. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2009 9:58am UTC
    100 Reasons to love Twilight 1/10
    1.Edward: he's hot, he's gentlemen, and he dazzles in the sun.
    2.Who doesn't love good love story?
    3. It's the perfect excuse to cry in public.
    4. It's fresh, new, and exciting!
    5. It's addicting!
    6. The world stops when you read it.
    7. Mike Newton: I's funny to watch him keep try for Bella's love and fail
    8. One word... Jasper!
    9. Alice is everyone's ideal bestfriend
    10. There's something in it for everyone [romance, comedy, action, ect.]

  11. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 1:47pm UTC
    To think it's come to this,
    though! Trusting Werewolves!

  12. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 8:37pm UTC
    Whenever I see a quote with a red to black fade I stop
    to read it because I think it might be Twilight related..

  13. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 7:27pm UTC
    Can you guess?
    Žisle
    ♪per
    |alie
    [Carlisle, Jasper, Rosalie]

  14. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 6:08pm UTC

    TEAM JACOB
    HOT DOG

  15. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 5:34pm UTC
    WANTED
    Sick masachistic lion
    to love for all eternity.
    Sparkling personality.
    Looks to die for. Wide
    taste in music. great
    runner or weight lifter.
    Prefferably able to play
    piano and has prior
    knowledge at composing.
    Must love dogs.

  16. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2009 3:30pm UTC
    My own MLIA moment
    Today in English class we had to tell a little about ourselves.
    I said I love Twilight. The a bunch of people groaned but
    my English teacher said:
    "I love those books, I can't wait for the new movie to come out"
    I can already see this is going to be a good year.
    MLIA.
    lol. my friends laughed when they found out so don't be hatin.

  17. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 6:33pm UTC
    It will be as if I'd never...,
    existed..

  18. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 8:41pm UTC
    Marry me first.....
    What if i did?
    What if i told you to take
    me to Vegas right now?
    Would I be a vampire in three days?
    Sure I'll get my car.

  19. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 11:25am UTC
    When reading Twilight:
    c good grades
    c sleep
    c social life
    You can only chose one.

  20. xxtwilighterxx xxtwilighterxx
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 10:58am UTC
    TwiLife
    If you love Twilight:
    check out my quotes. :)
    i just updated my profile and it looks really snazzy
    If you hate Twilight, don't bother,
    because this is my Twilight account.
    Don't leave hate comments.
    I wish everyone could get along.
    100th Quote!!!
    WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
    *round of applause!*
    *hooting in background*
    *followed by whistling*
    *fireworks light up the sky*
    *then comes the marching band*
    This is the part where you say:
    "CONGRAGULATIONS!!!!!!!"
    or:
    "WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!:)"

:)

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