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  1. A_Long_December A_Long_December
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 7:46pm UTC
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  2. xoxcheerbabeexox xoxcheerbabeexox
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    "I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop,
    how cool is that for someone her age? "
    (saw this on a website & couldnt stop laughing xD )
    not my format

  3. xFunQuotesx xFunQuotesx
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    Does Anyone Else?
    Wonder when their going to get their first kiss & who it's going to be with.
    not my format

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 1:19pm UTC
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  5. Briitney Briitney
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Trying to explain Witty
    Without making it sound stupid...

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    pretty pretty please
    don't you ever ever feel like you're less than fücking perfect ♥
    oh, except you. I don't like you.

  7. cheerxlovex97 cheerxlovex97
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    look at life through the windshield;
    not the rearview mirror.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  8. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 7:14am UTC
    -hairdressers-
    just a trim please
    or you can chop half
    my hair off, that's cool to.
    my format

  9. musicxbriee musicxbriee
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    & let's fave for
    steve.
    [ creator of witty♥ ]

  10. bigbrowneyes bigbrowneyes
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    Girl: Hey
    Boy: Hey what's up?
    Girl: I like you!
    Boy: Oh..
    Girl:Why? You don't like me?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: oh :[
    Boy: you never asked if I love you.
    Girl: Do you love me?[:
    Boy: Ha. No.
    </3

  11. xoxcheerbabeexox xoxcheerbabeexox
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    Kids in math problems
    have way too much time on their hands. Like seriously Avi? You're going to calculate the angle at which you need to ride your bike to get to Market Street?
    Get a girlfriend or something.
    not my format

  12. xoxoGotNinjaxoxo xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia
    I can't sleep because I have
    internet connection

  13. Enchanted777 Enchanted777
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Jesus died for me,
    so I'm gonna
    live for him [♥]

  14. xo22weidner xo22weidner
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Women's English-
    yes= no.
    no= yes.
    maybe= no.
    we need= i want.
    i am sorry= you'll be sorry.
    we need to talk= your in trouble.
    of course, go ahead= you better not.
    do what you want= you'll pay for this later.
    I'm not upset= of course I'm upset, you moron!

  15. blublue37 blublue37
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    &today, my mom sat me right down on the couch and asked me;
    "where, where did my little girl go?"
    This question blew me off of my feet;
    because, honestly, i didn't have an answer.
    we sat there thinking hand in hand,
    I tried to remember what i was like as a little girl;
    dance classes, and watching blues clues every morning..
    and i sorta kinda maybe actually missed it.
    and then i answered as a tear rolled down my cheek;
    "that's a damn good question."

  16. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 1:57am UTC
    i hate it when
    someone tells me to do something i was just about to do.

  17. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 1:01am UTC
    d o i n g s o m e t h i n g
    » o n e m o r e t i m e
    a f t e r s o m e o n e t e l l s y o u
    to stop

  18. SaYWhaTTx3 SaYWhaTTx3
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    Best School Prank
    pass a note around the class that says:
    whose bookbag is on the ceiling?
    amazing how many people
    look up :)

  19. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Love is louder than
    the pressure to be perfect.
    -Demi Lovato

  20. WinnieDJ WinnieDJ
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    When I was younger, I used to sleep on my stomach.
    Then I
    grew boobs...

:)

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