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  1. oxemmaox3 oxemmaox3
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2009 11:42am UTC
    *My Friends Are Awesome:]#5
    (In computer class Meri was staring at a picture of one of our fat teachers.)
    Meri: I like staring at fat people. They look like whales.
    [Glances at Mikayla]
    Mikayla: I hate you.
    :P

  2. lovelyXcrush09 lovelyXcrush09
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2009 11:42am UTC
    Yo mama so fat#5
    she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed
    her for then new world

  3. xx_old_schoolll_x13 xx_old_schoolll_x13
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2009 11:43am UTC
    So, i was texting my guy friend. And isn't it annoying when your in a texting and it's just
    "Soooo...." and "Yeahh.."
    back and forth? Well it was like that. And he said to me
    "Say something interesting."
    So I said
    "Uhmm.. like wat"
    and he said
    "IDK. Just pretend I'm gay."
    So I did.
    "OMG! Me and Sasha and executing Operation Falcon tomorrow at lunch! =]"
    He did not reply for 26 minutes, and when he did he said
    "Uhmm... What??"
    Exactly.
    AuthenticGayFriendsAreHardToComeBy.

  4. soccerislife13 soccerislife13
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2009 10:24pm UTC
    B
    :.rejection.:
    a nine letter word
    that leaves all girls completely
    broken,
    and proves all guys to be completely
    heartless

  5. smile4urchild smile4urchild
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    && dont you hate it when
    your parents tell you how cool they used to be


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  7. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2009 3:16am UTC
    IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT;
    AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIGHT
    WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS
    YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT
    BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST
    THAT R E A L L Y DRIVES YOU
    INSA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ANE
    LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!
    :D

  8. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 5:50pm UTC
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  9. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 10:50pm UTC
    I like him
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - »heL i k e sher.

  10. kaitiee_ann_x9 kaitiee_ann_x9
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 3:53pm UTC
    HeyBitch,
    you can take the ugly mask off.
    It isn't Halloween yet. (;
    Pretty sure it isn't on here. :]

  11. xxKCxx2 xxKCxx2
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2009 5:36pm UTC
    i dare you to
    BE♥WEIRD
    {cause life's to short}
    - - >to be normal.

  12. xoxoREGxoxo xoxoREGxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2009 5:29pm UTC
    ♥ fly away with me ♥
    x x x x x

  13. madixmassacre madixmassacre
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2009 7:47pm UTC
    yourbiggestfan
    I'm a real big fan of yours
    But I'm quite the joke to you
    But girl it wasn't a joke when you
    Kissed me in your room and replied
    "I love you too"
    nevershoutnever!
    nsn<3

  14. PHENOMENTAL PHENOMENTAL
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2009 7:42pm UTC
    We All Have Those Friends.(:

  15. xo_vball14 xo_vball14
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    its always assuring
    to get a note from your best friend on a
    bad day that just says "hi" and "i love you",
    but when you read it , you cry because at
    moment , you know that
    someone cares.

  16. _suptorrrrx3 _suptorrrrx3
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 10:19pm UTC
    we may not remember the tests that we failed_**
    BUT WE SURE AS HELL WILL NEVER FORGET THE PEOPLE WE WERE WITH ON THE NIGHTS WE DIDN'T STUDY<3

  17. oh_hot_damnn oh_hot_damnn
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    May 2, 2009 6:59pm UTC
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  19. soccachk547 soccachk547
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    See that girl over there?
    T h e o n e t h a t j u s t t r i p p e d u p t h e s t a i r s ?
    That's my best friend(:
    i ' m | s o | p r o u d

  20. March_25_ily March_25_ily
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 2:36pm UTC
    And there we were;;
    sitting on his bed, working on our english assignment. it was
    awkward being at his house, considering we stopped being friends
    a few years ago. but even so, i can't say i didn't like it.
    he stopped writing and said, just out of the blue,
    "why aren't we friends anymore?"
    he took me by complete surprise. i didn't know what to say. so i simply said
    "because we just gave up trying."
    "trying what?"
    "Look, you're popular. you've been the football guarterback since i've known
    you. you have girls who'd do anything to date you. you're a straight-A student.
    to the untrained eye, you're basically the perfect teenage boy. but me? i'm
    not popular, i just have my close friends. i'm not beautiful, maybe not even
    pretty. i'm not great at sports or anything. i can barely pass the mile
    run in gym class. i do alright in school, but i'm no genius. and guys
    aren't exactly fighting to ask me out. we were total opposites. i'm not even
    sure how what made us friends in the first place. but whatever it was,
    wasn't strong enough to last long."
    he looked at me seriously for a long time, taking in what i had said.
    "I know why we became friends." he finally said.
    "Why, then." i asked.
    "because on the first day of middle school, when you walked into homeroom,
    i almost stopped breathing. you were beautiful. you were wearing those faded jeans
    and green tank top. you had you're hair in a ponytail and weren't wearing any make-up.
    and you didn't know anyone in our class, but you still just came in and sat down next to me,
    smiled, and said "hey, i'm erin, what's your name?" and i could smell your rasberry shampoo
    and see the friendship bracelet on your right arm. and right at that moment, i knew."
    "..knew what?" i asked, amazed.
    "Right at that moment, i knew, that you were the girl i wanted to be
    in my life forever <3

:)

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