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1. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2011 5:08pm UTC
   10 years ago we had;
   Steve Jobs,
   Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
   Now we have;
   no Jobs
   no Hope and no Cash
   
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2. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 5:22pm UTC
   right i need to burn some calories!
   give me a fat kid and a lighter.
   
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3. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2011 5:03pm UTC
   i wish your love,
   was my ONLY
   Drug.
   
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4. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2011 7:03am UTC
   We all have 3 addresses memorized,
   ((your address))
   ((your best friends address))
   ((P. Sherman, 42 wallaby way Sydney))
   
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5. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2011 6:01pm UTC
   That after-gig ache,
   The feeling of success.
   
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6. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2011 8:22am UTC
   What the stair rails in school are used for:
   3% - intended use
   97% - anything following "Hey watch this!"
   
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7. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2011 3:59am UTC
   One Day i will enslave the human race!
   Providing i can be arsed.
   
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8. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2011 3:53am UTC
   We dodge the bullets,
   from each others mouths...
   
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9. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2011 3:37am UTC
   If i could be anything,
   I would be something,
   To you.
   
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10. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    The little things make you smile
    Do you smell garlic?
    No
    Yeah.. me neither
    
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11. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 11:54am UTC
    ♥Nightwish
    Over the hills and far away,
    He swears he will return one day.
    
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12. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 11:44am UTC
    How is it, you never get a song you like
    ((Stuck in your head?))
    
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13. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    Love reminds you that nothing else matters,
    ((So yeah stop eating and breathing))
    
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14. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 5:15am UTC
    One day, quotes will rule the world!
    ((but until then I'll be on this idiot's profile.))
    
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15. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 5:12am UTC
    I'm not sick,
    I'm morally flexible
    
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16. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 5:06am UTC
    If it doesn't work,
    Beat it into submission.
    ((this is true with everything that beeps))
    
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17. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    Pft!
    as if i just got my
    finger stuck
    in a box of
    chocolate sprinkles..
    
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18. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    >>Maybe this time, I'll be bullet proof<<
    ((Or a ceramic rose, that's cool too.))
    
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19. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 5:31am UTC
    "You're such a moron"
    "Don't be jealous of my genius."
    
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20. xxrandomdeadgirlxx
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 5:22am UTC
    We're not retreating, we're advancing
    In reverse.
    
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