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  1. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2010 2:33pm UTC
    Do you love your ex?
    no.
    Who is the last person who said "I love you" to you?
    my mom? lol
    Who last slept in your bed?
    me!
    Where do you want to be?
    nott here.
    Who do you want to be with?
    dont wanna sayy.
    Do you honestly love your friends?
    yess.
    Who can always make you happy?
    my best guy friend
    Who do you love to talk to the most?
    my friends
    who hates you?
    a few people
    Who do you hate?
    a few people
    What are you doing right now?
    typing.
    What are your talents?
    having fun
    How often do you cry?
    umm sometimes
    What did you do last night?
    i slept
    Would you ever go back out with an ex?
    maybe..
    Are you a virgin?
    yeah
    What's the last movie you watched?
    zombieland
    Ever been in true love?
    who knoes.
    Ever smoked?
    Done drugs?
    How much do you weigh?
    not telling you.
    How tall are you?
    five foot seven inches.
    Gone skinny-dipping?
    haha.
    Streaking?
    nope
    Played strip poker?
    haha.
    Given a lap dance?
    nope
    Made out?
    yeah.
    Bungie jumped?
    nope :/
    Sang karaoke?
    lol yeah.
    Made fun of a fat person?
    yeah but i felt bad
    Laughed at someone?
    yes
    Looked at someone funny?
    yes
    Have you had "the talk" with your parents?
    well like little talks from my mom but i just ignore her when she talks about it..
    Own any thongs?
    haha yeah
    Favorite animal?
    uhmmm...
    Least favorite animal?
    ferret!

  2. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 3:42pm UTC
    maybe this will be our last first kiss
    sorry ^ uglyy!

  3. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 6:46pm UTC
    When a guy Misses You...
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you she wants
    you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
    she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause, he means it.
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise you (:

  4. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 2:08pm UTC
    Me:
    is there a mirror in your pocket?
    God:
    I believe there is one, yes.
    Me:
    cause i see me in your pants !
    God:
    Good reason. Where do you see it?
    Me:
    in your pants
    God:
    Are you asking about my pants?
    Me:
    yes , i am in your pants
    God:
    I don't want to talk about that now. Tell me a little about your life in my pants.
    Me:
    well i play with balls.
    God:
    Interesting. Is it a game or a musical instrument?
    Me:
    both.
    God:
    What are both like?
    Me:
    fun
    God:
    I am having fun too.
    Me:
    uhm ok.. well bye.
    God:
    See you later. Well what? Ayuh..

  5. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 5:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 10:25pm UTC
    THE FIRST MEETING:
    Boy: Your wierd {wow, she's beautiful}
    Girl: Your funny looking {oh my god, he's smokin}
    A FEW MONTHS LATER
    Boy: Okay, so you not so wierd. Let's be friends {or more please}
    Girl: Fine. I can deal with that {why just firends?}
    TWO SUMMERS LATER
    Boy: I really like you. {No, I don't I love you}
    Girl: I like you too. {Why am I lieing? I love you!}
    THE SUMMER AFTER
    Boy: I love you. {Finally, I told her}
    Girl: I love you too. {Yes!}
    FIVE YEARS LATER
    Boy: This isn't working out. {I still love you}
    Girl: I know, We're done. {NO! I LOVE YOU STILL}
    THREE YEARS LATER
    Girl finds invitation to Boy's wedding. {Why?}
    A MONTH LATER
    Boy: I do. {But I still love her.}
    Girl: Congradulations. {I still love you, why did you do this?}
    A YEAR LATER
    Boy (standing in girl's balcony): She kicked me out, {She knows I love you}
    Girl: You can sleep on the couch. {Finally}
    A WEEK LATER
    Boy: I have always loved you. {Why did I leave you?}
    Girl: Same here. {I knew it!}
    A YEAR LATER
    Boy: I do. {Honestly}
    Girl: I do. {Honestly}
    FIFTY YEARS LATER
    Boy: I loved her more then anything, and i always did, since the first day i met her.
    (walks away from Girl's grave)
    never lose your true love EVER or you may end up at their wedding and be crying your eyes out because it should have been you up there with them..

  7. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 3:34pm UTC
    Dont you love it when ....
    a sad song comes on and it reminds you of him...
    then your best friend starts singing horibbly to it and you remember that ....
    those are the true people you need and love in life .

  8. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 1:19pm UTC
    "You've got enemies? Good.
    it means you actually stood up
    for something once in your life."
    --eminem<3
    didnt take from anyone from this site.

  9. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2009 6:31pm UTC
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  10. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2009 2:47pm UTC
    if yuur reading this.......
    hit the comment button and type yuur name and leave it as a comment to me i wanna kno all of the first names! =] haha thanx

  11. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2009 9:33pm UTC
    SO WE'RE A LITTLE CRAZY!
    we walk around yelling at complete strangers. we burst
    out laughing for absolutely no reason. we have stupid
    fights that only last two minutes, attempt to sing and
    dance like in music videos, make fun of each other; act
    like we're on crack, oh and no matter what happens
    we will always be there for each other. i love my
    best friends..
    *notmine* just love it =]

  12. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2009 1:11pm UTC
    he told me he liked me <3.....
    but then
    he goes out and gets another girlfriend
    and forgets what he ever said to me </3

  13. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2009 10:15pm UTC
    fam [i.l.y.]
    <33

  14. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:22pm UTC
    He doesnt even know how horrible i feel everyday when he tells me how much he loves his gf and how in love they are. All i can do is smile so he doesnt know how i really feel.......

  15. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 11:14am UTC
    just because you
    LOVE <3
    him
    doesnt mean he
    LOVES </3
    you

  16. xxlovahhxx xxlovahhxx
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2009 1:29pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast lol.

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