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1. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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   December 13, 2011 8:42pm UTC
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2. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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   December 13, 2011 8:41pm UTC
   SOMEONE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND FROM
      WHORES-R-US
   
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3. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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   December 13, 2011 8:38pm UTC
   ARE YOU RELATED TO YODA?
   'CAUSE YODALICIOUS. ;)
   
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4. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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   December 13, 2011 8:34pm UTC
   the awkward moment when
   you accuse someone of doing something,
   b*tch them out, then find out they didn't do it.
   .__________________________.
   guess who feels like a dick, lololololol
   
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5. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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   December 13, 2011 8:32pm UTC
   Whoever was born in '96
   Was born in the year of rejection.
    
   favorite it you get it :)
    
   
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   December 13, 2011 8:24pm UTC
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7. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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   December 13, 2011 8:22pm UTC
   Hello!
   Welcome to Hollister.
   Flash-light or gas-mask?
   Format credit to OhxSnapxItsxSarah_formats
   
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8. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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   December 13, 2011 8:20pm UTC
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   Home Alone
   Expectation: Party!!
   Reality: Peeing with the door open
    
   nmq
    
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9. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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   December 13, 2011 8:18pm UTC
   L . S . H . I . F. O . M . U. O. W. I . 
   D. H .  A . U. B. I .  I . D. I . W . N . I . W.
   Laughing so hard i fell of my unicorn, oh wait i dont have a unicorn, but if i did i would name it winston♥
   MQ  NMF
   
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10. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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    December 13, 2011 8:17pm UTC
     
    I Know It's True.
    You don't have to pretend anymore.
    I am the annoying friend you all secretly hate..
     
    
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11. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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    December 13, 2011 5:36pm UTC
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    Let's play a game
    keep scrolling.
    Pick a number.
    Any number.
    Do absolutely nothing with this number.
    and you should end up with the same number you started with.
    End of game.
     
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12. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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    December 13, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    That long sarcastic laugh
    you make before you say no.
    ♥
    
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13. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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    December 13, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    If the GH sound in ENOUGH is pronounced "F" and the O in WOMEN makes the short "I" sound & the TI in NATION is pronounced "SH" then the word 
    "GHOTI"
    is pronouced just like
    "FISH"
    Welcome to the english language.
     
     
    
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14. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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    December 13, 2011 5:22pm UTC
     
    brandoncyrus: I lost my number, can I have yours? ;)
    me:  um sorry my unicorn ate my number, sucks to be me. o_o
    
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    December 13, 2011 5:20pm UTC
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    December 13, 2011 5:19pm UTC
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    December 13, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    someone knocks on the bathtroom door.
    nmf.
    nmq.
    
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18. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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    December 13, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    That .1 p ercent of germs
    That nothing can kill..
    
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19. xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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    December 13, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    hey , did you hear that Rebecca Black is pregnant ?
    guess that's what happens when you get down on Friday..
    she must have chosen the back seat.
    
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    December 13, 2011 5:08pm UTC
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