xxletthegoodtimesrollx

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:48pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:46pm UTC

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We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:43pm UTC

TODAY,
I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
I l o v e t h i s k i d .
MLIA :)

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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December 13, 2011 9:39pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:34pm UTC

THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:32pm UTC

In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.

One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.

He stopped running.

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:22pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:20pm UTC

First "DYNAMITE",
then "FIREWORK",
then "GRENANDE",
what's next?
"NUCLEAR BOMB"?

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:19pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:16pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:12pm UTC

nmf/nmq
Eric Smith
I just had my frist kiss with the most amazing girl!!
Like · Comment · 5 minutes ago
10 people like this

John Cohen
Your mom doesn't count, loser.
3 minutes ago · Like 2 people like this

Eric Smith
But your does!
2 minutes ago · Unlike 25 people like this

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:08pm UTC

Today, I found an M&M
in a bag of skittles.
I believe it was spying on the enemy.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:07pm UTC

"I shall call him squishy."
"Let go of my boob."

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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December 13, 2011 9:05pm UTC

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:03pm UTC

for a very short period of
time, you were the
youngest person in the
world.
mind = blown.
omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:00pm UTC

i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
but the other person doesn't follow the script.

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 8:56pm UTC

"dad im hungry"
" nice to meet you hungry"
"Dad im serious"
"I thought u were hungry?"
"Are you kidding?"
"No im dad"

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 8:54pm UTC

MyFriendsAreTheKindThat
if the house was burning down, they would be making smores and hitting on the firemen.♥
notmine.

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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December 13, 2011 8:50pm UTC

Dear Parents,
knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking.
Sincerely, teenagers.

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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December 13, 2011 8:46pm UTC

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