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lovecrazy
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Me: Witty, I love you!
Witty: I don't think you do. I think we should take a break.
Me: Why?! What did I do?!
Witty: I saw you with your ex. Don't pretend that you didn't do it!
Me: Baby, no! What Facebook and I had was a long time ago, I love you!
Witty: Oh really? What about that new website?! Yeah, that's right.
Me: You mean Twitter?! No! That was a one time thing, I promise!
Witty: Well, I also saw that you've been sending pictures to who ever this Instagram is..
Me:
Witty:
Facebook:
Twitter:
Instagram:
Me:
Witty: Exactly, it's over!
Me: No baby, I'll die without you!

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CharlAldisx
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August 29, 2012 5:13pm UTC

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jimmy365
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August 27, 2012 10:45pm UTC

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I_Dont_Know
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August 27, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Sometimes I feel like everyone I go to school with is an idiot.
And by sometimes, I mean all the time.

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Travis Allred*
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August 19, 2012 12:24pm UTC

Plot Twist: I never gotten a Top Quote before
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Plot Twist: The Quote up there ^ is a Real Plot Twist
Double quote format by Breeze (don't you dare remove this)

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Yesterday I was at Local Speed Raceway
So i was at the race yesterday. This little girl was sitting in front of me
She keep turning her head around cause she noticed something
about me. I was sad yesterday i dont know why but i was. So she gave
me her smile. it was so cute that i gave her my real smile too. So we
giggle the whole time and her giggle was so cute that i always have
that big smile on my face last night just because she changed my mood
♥

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Dear Wittians,
Some of you people say i have a really
"Bad English" or "you dont make sense at all"
Well let me tell you the real truth
I have a Speech Impediment so i dont know
how form words into a sentence and make it sense
Plus if i talk to you in Real Life, I talk pretty gibberish
So if you see this quote. Then you would know that
I do have "My Life Story" and "Insecurities" quotes
on my profile. Just click them and read it about my life
cause some of you people dont know my actually story
and what i have been through. So i would want you
to read this quote so you would get that i have Speech Impediment.
Also in Real Life nobody really taught me how to form words
into sentences for some reason. So please read this
and "My Life Story" or "Insecurities" quotes so you
would actually know my story of what i have been through
Thanks You

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Famous Quote by Neil Armstrong
‘‘That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.’’
First Man ever to walk on the Moon
R.I.P ♥

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TheFlash1234
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 3:28pm UTC

well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me .

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x3Taytay
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:07pm UTC

*Watching a movie you've seen already with your family. Really awkward part is coming up*
Me: I have to pee... *walks out*
Me: *stays in bathroom for like 10 minutes until the part is over*

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x3Taytay
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August 4, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Him: Hiiiiiyaa! *kicks door open like a ninja, runs ahead of everyone else and around the corner of the building*
Me: *dying of laughter*

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x3Taytay
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 10:02pm UTC

the red in my hair got pretty much all washed out.
now i feel like ponyboy with my bleached hair(:
"They got our descriptions in the paper, and we can't fit 'em, man." (:
but im still mad about the red. >:/

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TaintedCorruption
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August 18, 2012 3:06pm UTC

*Teacher leaves during an test*
Elementary school: *silence*
Middle school: *whispers* Can I have some gum?
High school: YO! WTF IS NUMBER 7?

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soccerchicxo4
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August 17, 2012 11:55pm UTC

S h e w e a r s s h o r t s k i r t s a n d
i ' m o n t h e i n t e r n e t.
S h e ' s c h e e r c a p t a i n a n d
i ' m s t i l l o n t h e i n t e r n e t.

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