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  1. idance idance
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    *watching a funny movie by myself*: -____-
    *watching the same funny movie with my friends*:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG DID YOU SEE THAT!?
    OMG WHAT IS AIR.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  2. idance idance
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    My Dearest Allie,
    I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever.
    I love you.
    I'll be seeing you.
    Noah.
    Anyone else want a note like this?

  3. idance idance
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Me: Wow. I'm home alone.
    Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
    Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
    Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
    Me: *Upside down, balancing myself on the couch* I'M FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
    Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
    Family: *Comes home*
    Me: *Locks myself in room and goes on Witty*
    *found this on tumblr, thought it was funny. sorry if it's already on here.

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like me?
    8. Turn that sideways, that's how much I love you.

:)

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