Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Me: Wow. I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG

Me: *Upside down, balancing myself on the couch* I'M FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *Comes home*
Me: *Locks myself in room and goes on Witty*

*found this on tumblr, thought it was funny. sorry if it's already on here.

Next Quote >

Me: Wow. I'm home alone. Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT

419 faves · 1 comments · Aug 17, 2012 3:45pm

idance

by

idance


tags

funny

RachelNorton · 1 decade ago
That's sssssssooooooooooo me!
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

People who like this quote

idancegirlnextdioriQuotebritttttttttttttlouisvuittttonof_mice_and_lucifer*jbiebaaaaaaaahhenryjayda143xxkaileexxZonnique Jailee Pullins*secretgirlxo13gizmo4398Rhyburgie2newportsprincessTouchTheCloudshannahbanana15wozzybearthethirddisneylover101sillyspiders29Llama69