xxiloveyou123's Quotes

xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 7:28pm UTC

When his mom was pregnant,Louis asked her,"Do you love the baby in your stomach?" She said,"Of course I do." He replied,"Then why did you eat her?"

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Zayn: When I was little I had two cats named Lily and Lolo.
Harry: Not very original.
Niall: Your hamster was called Hamster...

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:55pm UTC

YOU
walk around here thinking
your not pretty.
But that`s not true
`
`cause I know you.

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:51pm UTC

We`ve made quite a mess,babe.
It`s probably better off this way.

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 8:55pm UTC

You
♥
Are
♥♥
Beautiful
♥♥♥

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 10:17am UTC

There I was
again
tonight,
forcing laughter,
faking smiles,
same old tired
lonely
place.

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday
Dear Hazza,
Happy Birthday to you!!!

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 8:42pm UTC

"Message sending failed. Would you like to retry?"
Duh,I was sending it for a reason!
lolsotrue

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 8:50pm UTC

I love you.

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 8:48pm UTC

me: *favorites quote*
me: *favorites a million other quotes*
me: i must look like a stalker. those were all by one person.
me: oh well.
me: *favorites quote*

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 3:33pm UTC

I just logged on and had
24
notifications.
Why,yes,I love
you,too!!!

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 1:15pm UTC

Stop
waiting for your Prince Charming. Get up and go find him. The poor idiot might me stuck in a tree or something.

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 7:31pm UTC

Did You
Know...
if you say
"Good I might"
just totally like I put it right there (no punctuation or inflections)
it sounds like,
"Gday mate!"
in an
Australian accent???
(I bet you just tried,didn`t you?)

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 3:24pm UTC

My Friend and I Leaving Class:
her: they`re all staring at us...
me: it`s because we`re so sexaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!
her: *uncontrollable laughter*
True Story.

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 3:06pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder if I`ve already met the person I`m going to marry...anyone else???

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 10:53am UTC

Top 3 Biggest Lies Ever:
1.) I have read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions.
2.) I don`t like/have a crush on anybody.
3.) I`m fine.

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 7:32pm UTC

me: i`ll only spend a few minutes hours on witty...

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xxiloveyou123
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:05pm UTC

I`m gonna
pop some tags
only got
20 dollars
in my pocket