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 Hey. This is Jess.  Imma over my friends house. Disneyworld711 is doing this because I asked for a Profile Makeover!  (: Ask her for one! She's hack proof.
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  1. xxilovejbxxlv xxilovejbxxlv
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed...her i...n the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
    You have 13 minutes

  2. xxilovejbxxlv xxilovejbxxlv
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    Dear Santa, for christmas I would like......
    no wait screw that!!! Go and get your sleigh and go to Afghanistan and Iraq,
    get all the soldiers and bring them home, they deserve presents more than I do!!
    Copy and paste this to show respect for our heroes who won't be coming home this
    Christmas

  3. xxilovejbxxlv xxilovejbxxlv
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    A girl meets a boy on her yahoo messanger:
    crazy1 86: hey babe!!!
    ... ... ...
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    ... ... ...
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of
    u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hung. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!

  4. xxilovejbxxlv xxilovejbxxlv
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    90% of people will marry their 7th- 12th grade love♥. Since you read this, you'll be told great news tonight. but if you don't repost this, your worst week starts now .

  5. xxilovejbxxlv xxilovejbxxlv
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    I believe that LOVE is not only a word, but a feeling that its a feeling that one person can have for another like Romeo and Juliet. Or JUSTIN BIEBER and Selena Gomez. Love is very strong and don't fall for some guy who claims that he LOVES you but really he might not even think your a slight bit cute. So all those Teenage girls who got their heart broken by some guy, be strong and don't feel like you need to change, because really their are other guys just waiting to meet a girl like you. ( I did not go through this but my sis did) Stay Strong My Friends!
    Sincerely,
    xxilovejbxxlv

  6. xxilovejbxxlv xxilovejbxxlv
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    Hello Witty Sisters! Today I found out that one of my BFF's does not like one of my "guy friends" who is sort of my boyfriend. She thinks he is disgusting, and ugly. I will not talk to her EVER again! I can't believe she would say that. And than one of my friends went up to him today, outside and told him about this one writing I did in my scrapbook. I felt so embarrassed. I couldn't believe how many times she kept on saying to him that "I love him" I was not happy about her saying that, not that I don't love him it just that I can tell him that myself. My friend who told him that I love him is the one I will still talk to, its just that the girl who said he was disgusting and ugly I won't talk to. Thanks for listening. Sorry if this starts drama.

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