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xxhannanicolexx

xxhannanicolexx
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November 28, 2011 10:49am UTC
Don't be alarmed if a fat man comes down your chimney and stuffs you in a bag..
I asked for you for Christmas <3

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xxhannanicolexx
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November 23, 2011 11:32am UTC
"I like your pants, they'd look better on the ground." ;)
"Well, I like your face!"
"Awwh, thanks!"
"Yeah it'd look better on the ground...under my boot."

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xxhannanicolexx
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June 13, 2011 10:06am UTC
So this girl at my school , that I happen to hate, posted on Facebook
"Worst. Day. Ever"
....
I liked it (;

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xxhannanicolexx
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May 28, 2011 5:44pm UTC
If I had a penny for every single time i thought of you.......
I'd be a billionaire

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xxhannanicolexx
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May 28, 2011 5:22pm UTC
♦Tanks Ford Deem Emma Reese♦
It helps if you say it fast (;
(m a d g a b)

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xxhannanicolexx
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May 28, 2011 4:34pm UTC
I close my eyes whenever I drive by my ex-boyfriends house and open them once we pass it. know why?
because then i really know that he's behind me and I can keep moving forward <3

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